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Gurck

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Mar 16, 2004
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A priest is driving along when he gets a flat. No sooner does he pull over than a bodybuilder pulls in behind him & gets out to help. The large man deftly lifts the car with one hand and, with the other, unscrews the lugnuts, puts on the spare tire, and threads the lugnuts back on. "Are they on tight?" wonders the priest. "Tighter than a nun" blurts the bodybuilder before he can catch himself. "In that case," replies the priest, "I'll go get the wrench out of the trunk..."
 

amol

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Jul 8, 2001
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Originally posted by: arcenite
not bad for doing it on your own. on a friday night. assuming you're drunk.

today's friday? i thought it was saturday ...
 

DainBramaged

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Originally posted by: Gurck
A priest is driving along when he gets a flat. No sooner does he pull over than a bodybuilder pulls in behind him & gets out to help. The large man deftly lifts the car with one hand and, with the other, unscrews the lugnuts, puts on the spare tire, and threads the lugnuts back on. "Are they on tight?" wonders the priest. "Tighter than a nun" blurts the bodybuilder before he can catch himself. "In that case," replies the priest, "I'll go get the wrench out of the trunk..."

hahahahahah