YART: Two of my roomates don't do jack except eat and sleep.

[StageLeft]

They pay no rent and lie around all day. They are up at night bothering me sometimes and to make matters worse _I_ have to clean up their waste. What good are they? I even brought one to the doctor and she didn't pay a penny of it. PLUS she complained. What a no good waste of space! They're both probably lying on the couch or sleeping in my bed right now, while I'm at work. Grr.

Oh, but I do like my cats. And seriously folks stop it with the roomate threads.

 

[EyeMWing]

Oh. This is a parody thread.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Now, now, Skoorb, just because they're new to life doesn't mean they

*smack*

WTF am I saying? No wonder you dumbasses get walked on like doormats - you come bawling to ATOT every time you need advice. Stop being such pussies and stand up for yourselves.

- M4H

 

[DnetMHZ]

What does your cat's breath smell like?

 

[PricklyPete]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
They pay no rent and lie around all day. They are up at night bothering me sometimes and to make matters worse _I_ have to clean up their waste. What good are they? I even brought one to the doctor and she didn't pay a penny of it. PLUS she complained. What a no good waste of space! They're both probably lying on the couch or sleeping in my bed right now, while I'm at work. Grr.

Don't lie Skoorb...we know you make them turn tricks on the weekends for a little extra spending money.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: PricklyPete

Originally posted by: Skoorb
They pay no rent and lie around all day. They are up at night bothering me sometimes and to make matters worse _I_ have to clean up their waste. What good are they? I even brought one to the doctor and she didn't pay a penny of it. PLUS she complained. What a no good waste of space! They're both probably lying on the couch or sleeping in my bed right now, while I'm at work. Grr.

Don't lie Skoorb...we know you make them turn tricks on the weekends for a little extra spending money.

HERBED!

- M4H

 

[ElFenix]

you've started similar threads about how lazy your cats are before.

 

[Bulk Beef]

Originally posted by: dnetmhz
What does your cat's breath smell like?

My dog's feet smell like Fritos.

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
you've started similar threads about how lazy your cats are before.

That's true, but it's a parody for the ages. Just as people continue to abuse your/you're, people continue to ask for medical help, and roomate help. At least conjur was kind enough to get a YAGT. Thank Christ for that.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Skoorb

Originally posted by: ElFenix
you've started similar threads about how lazy your cats are before.

That's true, but it's a parody for the ages. Just as people continue to abuse your/you're, people continue to ask for medical help, and roomate help. At least conjur was kind enough to get a YAGT. Thank Christ for that.

/goes to open YART boards

- M4H

 

[Ogg]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
They're both probably sleeping in my bed right now, while I'm at work. Grr.

Yeah I just got outta bed with your wife and she reminded me that she doesnt mind that Im there with her in your bed w/o you.........
thanks skoorb

wait...a parody

 

[apoppin]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Two of my roomates don't do jack except eat and sleep.

Its a GOOD THING they don't "Do Jack".

 

[AbsolutDealage]

Originally posted by: sward666

Originally posted by: dnetmhz
What does your cat's breath smell like?

My dog's feet smell like Fritos.

<ralphie>This thread tastes like grandma.</ralphie>

 

[apoppin]

Originally posted by: dnetmhz
What does your cat's breath smell like?

cheese

she is pretty smart . . . after she eats cheese, she waits by the mousehole with baited breath.

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: apoppin

Originally posted by: dnetmhz
What does your cat's breath smell like?

cheese

she is pretty smart . . . after she eats cheese, she waits by the mousehole with baited breath.

Oh god that one's bad, apoppin!!

 

[geno]

Two of my roomates don't do jack

Well maybe Jack should shower once in a while, wouldn't hurt his chances.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: apoppin

Originally posted by: dnetmhz
What does your cat's breath smell like?

cheese

she is pretty smart . . . after she eats cheese, she waits by the mousehole with baited breath.

heh.. heh.. heh.

 

[apoppin]

Originally posted by: geno

Two of my roomates don't do jack

Well maybe Jack should shower once in a while, wouldn't hurt his chances.

A follow up to the cat story . . .

SPEAKING OF JACK, the 7-UP company has announced it is making Viagra in liquid form for faster absorbtion . . .

It'll be called Mount'n do.

 

[IBuyUFO]

the anandtech moderators should really consider banning skoorb forever

 

[Sundog]

At first I though you were talking about kids! :Q

 

[apoppin]

Originally posted by: IBuyUFO
the anandtech moderators should really consider banning skoorb forever

They already did once . . . but no stopping the babbling brooks.



It isn't a catastrophe unless the cats decide to sail to Catalina on his catamaran.

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