YARR = Yet Another Relationship Rant

[bujuranks]

It is so cool when you meet someone and then get to know them and they keep all their faults hidden until you get into a relationship. Now, it is okay for guys to pass wind, belch etc when they are together. However, when the person (male or female) you are in a relationship starts to do that all the charming things about them see to go by the wayside. Is this a telling sign that the relationship is over if you find this behavior less than appealing. Is this their way of finally showing that they are comfortable around you? I know this is probably a repost but I need to get new feedback. Thanks, br

 

[notfred]

You've got problems.

"Dammit, my girlfriend farted. What a bitch, I'm breaking up with her."

 

[Bleep]

<< Dammit, my girlfriend farted. What a bitch, I'm breaking up with her >>

Was it loud or just smelly?

Bleep

 

[Kadarin]

Everyone farts/belches/whatever, and the fact that your s/o can do it in front of you without batting an eyelash is a good thing, because it shows a degree of familiarity and comfort level with you. The problem lies on your end for the fact that it turns you off to the other person.

Besides, it's always fun to fart in bed and then throw the blankets up over her head...

 

[weirdichi]

Besides, it's always fun to fart in bed and then throw the blankets up over her head...

...and I thought I was the only one who did that!

 

[datalink7]

I don't see a big problem with it, as long as it isn't like a habit or anything. I've got a good friend who is a girl and she always belches when she is just with her close guy friends just like the rest of us and it isn't a big deal.

 

[b0mbrman]

It means she's getting more comfortable with you. ..

 

[Bleep]

<< Besides, it's always fun to fart in bed and then throw the blankets up over her head... >>

Naa!! what you do is tell her you are going to spit right straight up in the air and then when she covers her head to keep the spit off you do the deed.
Bleep

 

[The Dancing Peacock]

<< It is so cool when you meet someone and then get to know them and they keep all their faults hidden until you get into a relationship. Now, it is okay for guys to pass wind, belch etc when they are together. However, when the person (male or female) you are in a relationship starts to do that all the charming things about them see to go by the wayside. Is this a telling sign that the relationship is over if you find this behavior less than appealing. Is this their way of finally showing that they are comfortable around you? I know this is probably a repost but I need to get new feedback. Thanks, br >>



People fart, burp, take smelly poo's, temporarily neglect or "haven't done it yet today" shaving legs or face, showering, brush teeth. Too lazy to make this sentence work better

Me thinks that if the honeymoon period in the relationship is over and you're not feeling "it" still, there may be more serious issues, or the relationship is not gonna last much longer.

 

[Moonbeam]

Get a job working for the sewer department for a while. Maybe it will cure you of your phobia. Nothing like comming home covered in human excrement shouting, 'honey I'm home'.

 

[tcsenter]

It generally means they are comfortable enough around you that they aren't afraid to show their rough edges. But, let's not get carried away, when I 'needed' to fart and was within hearing distance of my ex-girlfriend I would do so, but I didn't wrestle her down and fart on her head (I actually saw one guy do this to his GF). I mean just because you have certain liberties, doesn't mean you should be a digusting pig.

 

[bujuranks]

I have no problems with passing wind, belching etc, I have done my share. It can be fun when your other does it around you and feels comfortable but doesn't that fade after awhile. It is no longer cute or funny especially when they do it more than you :Q

 

[b0mbrman]

My girlfriend got comfortable with me too quick though...you're right to feel that way

 

[rgwalt]

I have such horrible gas problems that I dream of the day that a girl and I get close enough to where I can fart freely.

I probably could power a small country with my flatulance.

Ryan

 

[bujuranks]

<<Was it loud or just smelly? >>
lol
Mostly loud since you can hear it. Smelly every now and then.
BTW, this was suppose to be a general statement not about current relationship.
If you believe that I have some ocean front property in Arizona I want to sell you.

b0mbrman, nice sig

 

[Muadib]

WTFU!! Do you really think you are going to find a woman who doesn't cut cheese.?

Did you know that they take sh!ts too? :Q

 

[Mookow]

<< WTFU!! Do you really think you are going to find a woman who doesn't cut cheese.?

Did you know that they take sh!ts too? :Q >>



Dude, they take dumps, too? WTF?

 

[bujuranks]

WTFU!! Do you really think you are going to find a woman who doesn't cut cheese.? Did you know that they take sh!ts too?
Of course I expected all of that to happen. However, it is like the end of the innocence when all of this starts to happen on a regular basis. The conception that you have of this perfect fantasy is gone and all that is left now is a reality that bites. Sometimes don't you get the feeling that some people are sexier, more attractive looking with their clothes on than off :Q