YARM/GT: How do you get your roommate to break up with his long distance girlfriend?

[notfred]

My roommate's life consists mainly of going to school, coming home, and arguing over the internet with his girlfriend till she logs off, after which he calls her to argue some more until she gets back on the internet and they can continue their argument.

It would be best for all parties involved, including me, if they'd just split up and go their separate ways, but he's completely blind to that, despite the fact that everyone else thinks it's completely obvious.

Any suggestions?

 

[Gyrene]

I only cost $5000. I promise to finish the job within a week of payment.

 

[KGB1]

Wow... spreading the joy aren't you? After YOUR breakup and all.... can't you let people be in PEACE :|

 

[isasir]

Isn't your roommate the_good_guy?

 

[clamum]

Have him cheat on her with you :evil:

 

[PidalaedaEpi]

Email her anonymously and tell her that he cheated on her. Act like you are the girl that he screwed.

 

[iwearnosox]

get him drunk, make him pass out then strip him. Take all your clothes off, spoon, take photo then send it to her.

 

[makessense]

...... how bout just leaving them be, and have him learn from his mistakes. You think he's actually going to put up with that forever? Itll end eventually.

 

[Czesia]

Originally posted by: Sifl
get him drunk, make him pass out then strip him. Take all your clothes off, spoon, take photo then send it to her.

Ha ha, funny. :beer:

 

[Viper GTS]

Originally posted by: makessense
...... how bout just leaving them be, and have him learn from his mistakes. You think he's actually going to put up with that forever? Itll end eventually.

Obviously you don't understand the power of the_good_guy.

Viper GTS

 

[Kelemvor]

Where does she live? I'll bang her if she's nearby and send you some pictures to forward on... heh heh.

 

[apac]

My friends girlfriend had him by the balls for two months before he broke up with her. She still tries to hook up, but my good man kicked that sh!t to the curb. Trust me your roommate will see the light, hopefully sooner rather than later.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: FrankyJunior
Where does she live? I'll bang her if she's nearby and send you some pictures to forward on... heh heh.

Oh dear lord, dude. You have no idea what whale you just offered to throw your spear at, do you.

- M4H

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Viper GTS

Originally posted by: makessense
...... how bout just leaving them be, and have him learn from his mistakes. You think he's actually going to put up with that forever? Itll end eventually.

Obviously you don't understand the power of the_good_guy.

Viper GTS

Don't you understand the power of criticism? Leave the guy alone you assholes :|

 

[apoppin]

Originally posted by: notfred
My roommate's life consists mainly of going to school, coming home, and arguing over the internet with his girlfriend till she logs off, after which he calls her to argue some more until she gets back on the internet and they can continue their argument.

It would be best for all parties involved, including me, if they'd just split up and go their separate ways, but he's completely blind to that, despite the fact that everyone else thinks it's completely obvious.

Any suggestions?

DON'T!!!

He might get a "real" GF who will always be over your house making YOUR life miserable.

 

[db]

You're better off disengaging from their "problem".

 

[halik]

sleep with her....or him

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: db
You're better off disengaging from their "problem".

Exactly. Who the hell are you, Tyler? You think you can control people's lives? Quit screwing with something that you have no business about!

 

[cloude27]

Originally posted by: notfred
My roommate's life consists mainly of going to school, coming home, and arguing over the internet with his girlfriend till she logs off, after which he calls her to argue some more until she gets back on the internet and they can continue their argument.

It would be best for all parties involved, including me, if they'd just split up and go their separate ways, but he's completely blind to that, despite the fact that everyone else thinks it's completely obvious.

Any suggestions?

i feel your pain.... if you come up with any good ideas let me know.

 

[minendo]

You have sex with his girlfriend. Problem solved.

 

[Siddhartha]

Originally posted by: notfred
My roommate's life consists mainly of going to school, coming home, and arguing over the internet with his girlfriend till she logs off, after which he calls her to argue some more until she gets back on the internet and they can continue their argument.

It would be best for all parties involved, including me, if they'd just split up and go their separate ways, but he's completely blind to that, despite the fact that everyone else thinks it's completely obvious.

Any suggestions?

1. Mind your own business.

 

[Pacfanweb]

Take him to a party and get him laid.

 

[Maleficus]

Holy crap notfred's roomate is The_Good_Guy!?!?!

 

[stev0]

find fat girl.

get roommate and said fatty drunk... let nature take it's course.

 

[stev0]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: db
You're better off disengaging from their "problem".

Exactly. Who the hell are you, Tyler? You think you can control people's lives? Quit screwing with something that you have no business about!

woah... settle down there, Nik.