New Priest -
The new Priest was driving to town when he saw a man in a field having sex with a sheep. A few miles down the road he saw another man out in the fields frenziedly bonking a sheep. Appalled at having witnessed a second case of bestiality in less than an hour, he whispered several prayers, crosses himself fervently, and drove on. Finally, on the outskirts of town, he caught sight of a man leaning against a tree and masturbating enthusiastically. The young priest then and there decided grimly on the topic of his first sermon. "As I approached this fair town," he began that Sunday, "I witnessed three abominations. First, on the roadside a man committing an unnatural act with a sheep. Shortly thereafter was another man in a field committing the same unnatural act with another sheep! And third, at the very outskirts of this town, a man was committing an unnatural act with himself!" A voice spoke up from somewhere in the congregation, "Aye, that'll be old Paddy Fitzpatrick. He never could catch a sheep!"
The new Priest was driving to town when he saw a man in a field having sex with a sheep. A few miles down the road he saw another man out in the fields frenziedly bonking a sheep. Appalled at having witnessed a second case of bestiality in less than an hour, he whispered several prayers, crosses himself fervently, and drove on. Finally, on the outskirts of town, he caught sight of a man leaning against a tree and masturbating enthusiastically. The young priest then and there decided grimly on the topic of his first sermon. "As I approached this fair town," he began that Sunday, "I witnessed three abominations. First, on the roadside a man committing an unnatural act with a sheep. Shortly thereafter was another man in a field committing the same unnatural act with another sheep! And third, at the very outskirts of this town, a man was committing an unnatural act with himself!" A voice spoke up from somewhere in the congregation, "Aye, that'll be old Paddy Fitzpatrick. He never could catch a sheep!"
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