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[Doboji]

It's 4AM and I'm really slammed... so now's your chance to ask me everything you ever wanted to ask.... But anyway, my girlfriend is going to Barcelona Spain... and she doesnt cheat on me when she's sober... but when she's drunk, she might sleep with other men. She wrote me an email that said she doesnt want to cheat on me, but she's afraid of how she is when she's drunk.... should I be worried?...

Meanwhile, this girl keeps IMing me, but I ignore her, because I'm busy sitting on the couch waiting for Doom III. She has a boyfriend, but she wants to come sleep with me.... should I let her, and should I be worried about the promise ring from her boyfriend?

Oh and I want the Detroit Lions for the NFL2K5 league.... but all I really want is a nice short ugly Korean girl, who's mother doesnt think I'm good enough for her😛.

Welp I'm gonna jump into my NSX and get outta here.... I'll post pics of my georgous daughter later.... but no sex comments...

-Max

 

[Chronoshock]

ehhh 4/10 :thumbsdown: would have given you 2/10 but you put some good effort into it. And the thing about the korean girl made me smile

 

[mugs]

mmmmmk. Who are you parodying? It seems to be a combination of several threads I haven't read.

 

[Kalvin00]

Your thread sucks.

 

[Ogg]

:thumbsdown:

 

[Carbo]

Quite an imagination you have for an overweight virgin, seated in front of a computer in his daddy's basement, walls plastered with stained posters of McCauley Culkin.

 

[bobbybe01]

C'mon folks, he was "drunk" when he wrote this, and it was early in the morning. Parody writing is hard to do, you know.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: bobbybe01
C'mon folks, he was "drunk" when he wrote this, and it was early in the morning. Parody writing is hard to do, you know.

I think his clock is broken, it's 10:30 where he lives. 🙂