YALUT: My poor uncle is gone... again...

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Lifer
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Dear Mccracken ,

I am Barrister KINGSLEY FRED and solicitor at law. I am the personal attorney to Mr. RICK Mccracken , a national of your country,who used to work with Shell Petroleum Development Company (SPDC) here in Nigeria, herein shall be refered as my client.

On the 21st of April 2000, my client, his wife and their three children were involved in a ghastly auto accident along Sagbama Express Road, and fortunately, all Occupants of the vehicle lost theirlives. Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy to locate any of my
client's extended relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful.

After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track his last name over the Internet, to locate any member of his family or any close name to his,hence I contacted you. I am contacting you to assist in repatrating the money and property left behind by my client before they get confisicated or declared Unserviceable by the bank where this huge deposits were lodged, particularly the ACCESS BANK wherethe deceased had his account valued at about US$7.5 million dollars.
The bank has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated within the next twentyone official working days.

Since I have been unsuccesfull in locating the the relatives for over 2 years now, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased since
you have the same last name so that the proceeds of this account valued at US$7.5 million dollars can be paid to you
and then you and I can share the money according to any agreed ratio. All I require is your honest co-operation to enable us see this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.

PLEASE CALL ME ON MY PRIVATE NUMBER :234-80-2828-5788 OR EMAIL:barrkinsfred@hotmail.com

IMMEDIATELY YOU READ THIS LETTER.
Best regards,

Barrister KINGSLEY FRED .
 

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Lifer
Jul 2, 2001
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You have too many relatives in nigeria. I suggest buying clound insurance.
 

Nohr

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On the 21st of April 2000, my client, his wife and their three children were involved in a ghastly auto accident along Sagbama Express Road, and fortunately, all Occupants of the vehicle lost theirlives.
lol, yeah, good riddance! Rotten kids, who needs them.