If you answered in the top two, congradulations, you pass the stress test. Here's a 
If you answered in the next two, you need to settle just a bit with

If you answered in the following two, you are the typical New Yorker. Congradualtions, now sit down and shaddup with a :beer:
kids causing stress? You're not alone. All serial kidnappers have untold amount of stress when holding a child for ransom. Have a
and a :beer:
gf/bf problems? Hmmm... well, if you are a girl, PM your pics to me and I'll see if I can relieve your stress personally 😉 As for the rest, buy your friend a :gift: and if that doesn't work, unload a case of :beer: and get to it
Exams? Oh boy, you're in my boat. Guess what though? Until you learn the entire semester in one night, pull and all nighter and still have no clue wth is going on, you're just the average person who crys when things get hard. Either way, the doctor recommends passing out in the lawn of a frat this weekend.
head exploded? well since you are already dead from the stress causing cardiac arrest, I prescibe a massive dose of depressants to elliviate the blood pressure in case you might still be alive. :beer:^10
If you answered in the next two, you need to settle just a bit with
If you answered in the following two, you are the typical New Yorker. Congradualtions, now sit down and shaddup with a :beer:
kids causing stress? You're not alone. All serial kidnappers have untold amount of stress when holding a child for ransom. Have a
gf/bf problems? Hmmm... well, if you are a girl, PM your pics to me and I'll see if I can relieve your stress personally 😉 As for the rest, buy your friend a :gift: and if that doesn't work, unload a case of :beer: and get to it
Exams? Oh boy, you're in my boat. Guess what though? Until you learn the entire semester in one night, pull and all nighter and still have no clue wth is going on, you're just the average person who crys when things get hard. Either way, the doctor recommends passing out in the lawn of a frat this weekend.
head exploded? well since you are already dead from the stress causing cardiac arrest, I prescibe a massive dose of depressants to elliviate the blood pressure in case you might still be alive. :beer:^10