Y'all got Change for a Million?

BoomerD

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http://www2.journalnow.com/news/201...n-man-charged-with-making-a-fake--ar-1765473/

Lexington man charged with making a fake $1 million bill and trying to spend it

LEXINGTON --
Talk about leaving the store with a big chunk of change.

A Lexington man is accused trying to use a fake $1 million bill to pay for his purchases at a Walmart.

Michael Anthony Fuller, 53, of 3 Parker St., walked into the Walmart on Lowes Boulevard in Lexington on Nov. 17. He shopped for a while, picking up a vacuum cleaner, a microwave oven and other merchandise, totaling $476, an arrest warrant says.

When he got to the register, Fuller gave the cashier the phony bill, saying that it was real.

Store staff called police.

Fuller was later charged with attempting to obtain property by false pretense and uttering a forged instrument, both felonies, court records show.

A warrant says of the fake million-dollar bill: "There is no such thing."

The largest bill in circulation is a $100 bill. In 1969, federal officials discontinued the use of $500, $1,000, $5,000 and $10,000 bills because of lack of public use.

The largest note ever printed was the $100,000 bill, which featured President Woodrow Wilson. The bills, which were not available to the public, were printed from Dec. 18, 1934, through Jan. 9, 1935, and were used for transactions between Federal Reserve banks.

Fuller was being held Friday night in the Davidson County Jail with bond set at $17,500. He is scheduled to appear in court Tuesday.

Lexington police Sgt. Shannon Sharpe said the case is unusual.

"It is kind of strange," Sharpe said.
 

Jeff7

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Any bets that he thought $1 million = $1,000, and that it would be no big deal?
Some (many?) people have absolutely no idea what million/billion/trillion really mean.


Or is he just another special kind of stupid?
 

zerocool84

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Any bets that he thought $1 million = $1,000, and that it would be no big deal?
Some (many?) people have absolutely no idea what million/billion/trillion really mean.


Or is he just another special kind of stupid?

It's Walmart, anyone shopping there is a special kind of stupid.
 

Jeff7

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It's Walmart, anyone shopping there is a special kind of stupid.
I was going to say that I not only sometimes still shop at Walmart, but I even worked there for a few years AND I still have all of my teeth, but that's not technically true.
However, the teeth that I don't have were removed by a dental surgeon, not by getting kicked in the face by a donkey, nor from excessive meth use.

True story.
:sneaky:
 

IronWing

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I think all our bills should be denominated in prime numbers just to make change making more entertaining.
 

ThatsABigOne

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I think all our bills should be denominated in prime numbers just to make change making more entertaining.

Great idea! lol

Main question is -- Did the actually think that he would be able to get away with it?
 
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EagleKeeper

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Engineer is from Kentucky.

But I think he disvowes that side if the family. :biggrin
 

IronWing

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Engineer is from Kentucky.

But I think he disvowes that side if the family. :biggrin
Wrong Lexington. This one is in North Carolina. Kentucky is where you'll find Spidey screaming "It's MY MONEY" at parking meters.
 
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SKORPI0

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I wonder what president he used.

OBAMA%20COMMANDER%20-IN-%20CHIEF%20MILLION%20DOLLAR%20BILL.jpg


:rolleyes:
 

the DRIZZLE

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Great idea! lol

Main question is -- Did the actually think that he would be able to get away with it?

Aside from that did he really think the local Walmart keeps $999,524 in cash on the premises? There's probably no more than 50k in cash in the store at any given time.
 

DrPizza

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I'm curious - it you made a million dollar bill, with say Obama's picture on it, would it necessarily be a forgery? (If there's no intent to deceive.) And, if someone called it a forgery, unless you had attempted to pass it off, can you claim that "I had no intent to deceive anyone. In fact, there are no cases of anyone ever being successfully deceived by a fake million dollar bill; actually, the contrary. There is no reasonable person who would be deceived by this, thus how could I have intended to deceive?"

So, isn't the intent to deceive (attempt to buy something at Walmart) the key to this being uttering a forged document?
 

HeXen

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did anyone ever think theres likely more onto why he did it than as the article implies. i bet he just wanted to go to jail for some reason, maybe he was homeless. he wanted to make the news or some type of recent mental illness/lack of taking prescirption is at work...he's 53 yrs old. you don't make it to 53 yrs old living being that ignorant and living a normal life and suddenly do something like that without there being some kind of medical issue or reason for wanting arrest/news. It didnt mention he had prior convictions either. so i see no reason to believe he would normally think that money was legit without some other cause behind it.
 

brandonb

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Seeing that money is literally just a piece of cotton paper with lettering on it (and has no value other than that), is this guy any different than the rest of us?

Not really. The joke is on us.
 

HeXen

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Seeing that money is literally just a piece of cotton paper with lettering on it (and has no value other than that), is this guy any different than the rest of us?

Not really. The joke is on us.

its a symbol, always has been.
in any economy, you have to have a symbol of value. it could be cloth, gold, leather..doesnt matter, so long as the economy is based on it which means you have to control production, handling and passing of said symbol.
 

StrangerGuy

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That guy needs a forced sterilization. The world is filled with enough stupid already.