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pontifex

Lifer
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Maude: What in the hell is that?
Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Maude: Where did you get it?
Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.
"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted.

 
It got a chuckle out of me. Especially since I have a ~60 year old woman friend who is very gaudy and I pictured her saying it (whe likes to tell crude jokes).

I think you should edit your post and delete the last line. Not only is the last line not funny, but it causes you to shorten the amount of time you dwell on the real punchline as you read it. Thus, it ruins the punchline. No joke should EVER have anything after the punchline. I guarantee that if you didn't put that last line there, jhayx7 would have given it at least a 5/10.
 
Originally posted by: dullard
It got a chuckle out of me. Especially since I have a ~60 year old woman friend who is very gaudy and I pictured her saying it (whe likes to tell crude jokes).

I think you should edit your post and delete the last line. Not only is the last line not funny, but it causes you to shorten the amount of time you dwell on the real punchline as you read it. Thus, it ruins the punchline. No joke should EVER have anything after the punchline. I guarantee that if you didn't put that last line there, jhayx7 would have given it at least a 5/10.
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i just copied and pasted it as i saw it. i'm not posting it to get ratings on it anyway, i don't know why people feel the need to that.
 
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