- Dec 5, 2000
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Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy laughs, "What a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her."
The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?
The young guy says, "Well, she is 27, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?"
The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
Upon being married, a genie appeared before the groom and offered him two wishes, but with a catch, his mother in law would get double whatever he wished for. So, the man thought long and hard, and his final two wishes were:
1. He wished for $100,000,000,000.
2. He wished someone would beat him half to death!!!!
The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy laughs, "What a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her."
The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?
The young guy says, "Well, she is 27, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?"
The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
Upon being married, a genie appeared before the groom and offered him two wishes, but with a catch, his mother in law would get double whatever he wished for. So, the man thought long and hard, and his final two wishes were:
1. He wished for $100,000,000,000.
2. He wished someone would beat him half to death!!!!
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