YAJT: Yet Another Joke Thread
- Thread starter Spooner
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Those silly blondes....
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.
One day she comes home and finds her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head.
The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.
Hysterically, the blonde responds to her husband, 'Shut up... you're next.'
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.
One day she comes home and finds her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head.
The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.
Hysterically, the blonde responds to her husband, 'Shut up... you're next.'
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when will they learn?
brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches every part of her body with her finger, she says, 'Doctor it hurts everywhere. My leg hurts, my arm hurts, my neck hurts and even my head hurts.'
The doctor asks, 'Were you ever a blonde?'
'Yes I was,' she replies. 'Why do you ask?'
The doctor answers, 'Because your finger is broken.'
brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches every part of her body with her finger, she says, 'Doctor it hurts everywhere. My leg hurts, my arm hurts, my neck hurts and even my head hurts.'
The doctor asks, 'Were you ever a blonde?'
'Yes I was,' she replies. 'Why do you ask?'
The doctor answers, 'Because your finger is broken.'
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