YAJT: Yet Another Joke Thread

ohtwell

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Jan 6, 2002
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In an elementary school science class four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a condom. The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day, these were the results:

The first worm in alcohol - dead.
Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.
Third worm in condom - dead.
Fourth worm in soil - alive.

So the Science teacher asked the class - "What can you learn from this experiment." Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said , "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."
I got this in an email and thought it was hillarious. Thought I'd share. :)


: ) Amanda
 

Cristatus

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Oct 13, 2004
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i didn't see that joke earlier, so it was still good

but after seeing that post, i have to say: it's all about the delivery