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YAJT: Women!

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Kenazo

Lifer
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in Mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!"

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police....

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil b!tches.
Don't mess with us.
 
Lol, that took me a second to get. Little does the woman know that the guy has been recording the whole conversation with a cell phone...
 
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Doesn't matter when he gets out of jail he will still be able to get a better job than her.
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Boy, ain't that the truth.

That story says just as much about men as it does about women.
 
Originally posted by: sixone
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Doesn't matter when he gets out of jail he will still be able to get a better job than her.
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Boy, ain't that the truth.

That story says just as much about men as it does about women.
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Though my wife does outearn me, so not always true...
 
Well if the guy is dumb enough to down a whole half bottle of wine at an accident scene he deserves whatever happens. . .I think the moral of the story is not women being evil but that guy was dumb. If he was really smart he'd have taken the bottle of wine and then splashed it all over the woman.
 
Heard this joke repackaged several times from rivaling football fans to different nationalities. Funny first time...getting old now.
 
but also look at it this way, why would she give him the wine, what would happen if the cops had arrived and none of them had a drink

seems she just gave him the wine to screw him over and have no personal gain for herself, which REALLY shows she's a b*tch
 
Originally posted by: BriGy86
but also look at it this way, why would she give him the wine, what would happen if the cops had arrived and none of them had a drink

seems she just gave him the wine to screw him over and have no personal gain for herself, which REALLY shows she's a b*tch
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The personal gain she gets is that because he has been drinking, and the cops don't know that he wasn't drinking until after the accident already happened, the accident becomes instantly totally his fault for driving drunk. The woman is free from any legal responsibilities or damages. Becuase lets face it, the accident was her fault and she knows it. Duh.
 
that joke pissed me off more than anything else. she deserved to have died in the accident. motherphokking b!tch of a woman.

If i was the guy, since i'm going down anyways, i'm going to punch her down, put her back inside the car, force the wine down her throat.
 
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