YAJT: Why is sex like a game of spades?

[Braznor]

...If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand!

 

[vi edit]

Spades doesn't typically have partners. But Euchre does.

Otherwise funny joke.

 

[Drako]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
Spades doesn't typically have partners.

Umm, yes it does.

 

[vi edit]

Originally posted by: Drako

Originally posted by: vi_edit
Spades doesn't typically have partners.

Umm, yes it does.

I've never seen a game of Spades played with partners. It's always been an individual scoring game. I'm guessing it's a regional thing.

 

[Braznor]

A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy!

 

[NikolaeVarius]

How is sex like math?

Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope you don't multiply.


How is sex on a boat like American beer?

Its ****ing close to water

Edit: Fixed

 

[Alistar7]

Originally posted by: vi_edit

Originally posted by: Drako

Originally posted by: vi_edit
Spades doesn't typically have partners.

Umm, yes it does.

I've never seen a game of Spades played with partners. It's always been an individual scoring game. I'm guessing it's a regional thing.

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The four players are in fixed partnerships, with partners sitting opposite each other. Deal and play are clockwise.

 

[tranceport]

Originally posted by: tenshodo13

How is sex on the beach like American beer?

Its ****ing close to water

fixed.

 

[golfercraig]

Originally posted by: tenshodo13
How is sex like math?

Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope you don't multiply.


How is sex in a boatlike American beer?

Its ****ing close to water

fixed

 

[dethman]

Originally posted by: vi_edit

Originally posted by: Drako

Originally posted by: vi_edit
Spades doesn't typically have partners.

Umm, yes it does.

I've never seen a game of Spades played with partners. It's always been an individual scoring game. I'm guessing it's a regional thing.

i think you're just thinking of the wrong game. perhaps hearts?

 

[Jeeebus]

I've never seen a game of spades played without a partner. I do think they're referring to hearts.

 

[Pugnax]

har har har. nice ones guys

 

[sao123]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
I've never seen a game of spades played without a partner. I do think they're referring to hearts.

play spades on MSN/yahoo... youll have a partner.