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YAJT: Why is sex like a game of spades?

vi edit

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Spades doesn't typically have partners. But Euchre does.

Otherwise funny joke.
 

vi edit

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Originally posted by: Drako
Originally posted by: vi_edit
Spades doesn't typically have partners.

Umm, yes it does.
I've never seen a game of Spades played with partners. It's always been an individual scoring game. I'm guessing it's a regional thing.
 

Braznor

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A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy!
 
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How is sex like math?

Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope you don't multiply.


How is sex on a boat like American beer?

Its ****ing close to water

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Alistar7

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Originally posted by: vi_edit
Originally posted by: Drako
Originally posted by: vi_edit
Spades doesn't typically have partners.

Umm, yes it does.
I've never seen a game of Spades played with partners. It's always been an individual scoring game. I'm guessing it's a regional thing.
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The four players are in fixed partnerships, with partners sitting opposite each other. Deal and play are clockwise.
 

golfercraig

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Originally posted by: tenshodo13
How is sex like math?

Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope you don't multiply.


How is sex in a boatlike American beer?

Its ****ing close to water
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dethman

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Originally posted by: vi_edit
Originally posted by: Drako
Originally posted by: vi_edit
Spades doesn't typically have partners.

Umm, yes it does.
I've never seen a game of Spades played with partners. It's always been an individual scoring game. I'm guessing it's a regional thing.
i think you're just thinking of the wrong game. perhaps hearts?
 

Jeeebus

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I've never seen a game of spades played without a partner. I do think they're referring to hearts.
 

sao123

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Originally posted by: Jeeebus
I've never seen a game of spades played without a partner. I do think they're referring to hearts.
play spades on MSN/yahoo... youll have a partner.
 

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