YAJT: Why do guys get their trucks lifted?

[IronWing]

'Cause fat chicks can't jump.



I shall go flog myself now.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: ironwing
'Cause they have a tiny penis.

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[Tuktuk]

'Cause white chicks can't jump.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Oh, and that wasn't very funny...

In fact, it was lame.

 

[KK]

:laugh:

 

[drum]

i came in hear to flame about making fun of someone's hobby :laugh:

 

[Toastedlightly]

Off roading ftw! (extremely lifted is just for laughs)

 

[JM Aggie08]

i do it cuz i like the look and off roading.

lol, flog yourself, best thing ever.

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: ironwing
'Cause they have a tiny penis.

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I like it!

 

[Tuktuk]

Originally posted by: SirStev0

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: ironwing
'Cause they have a tiny penis.

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I like it!

tiny penis?

 

[Mrvile]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: ironwing
'Cause they have a tiny penis.

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For truth.

 

[Compton]

Originally posted by: SirStev0

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: ironwing
'Cause they have a tiny penis.

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I like it!

self pwnage?

roffles

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Toastedlightly
Off roading ftw! (extremely lifted is just for roll overs, death and for bragging that my dick...er I mean truck is bigger than yours)

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[compuwiz1]

Short in more ways than one.
Short man
Short on brains
Short Penis

 

[AgentJean]

If I had a truck I'd get it lifted so I can drive thru the roads that get flooded around here and laugh at everyone in their lowered cars.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: AgentJean
If I had a truck I'd get it lifted so I can drive thru the roads that get flooded around here and laugh at everyone in their lowered cars.

Or you could just live where it doesn't flood all the time...

 

[AgentJean]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: AgentJean
If I had a truck I'd get it lifted so I can drive thru the roads that get flooded around here and laugh at everyone in their lowered cars.

Or you could just live where it doesn't flood all the time...

That is my ultimate goal but current finances and job placement is hold the major hold back.

and note I said "if I had"

 

[waggy]

as others said some do it for offroading.

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: AgentJean

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: AgentJean
If I had a truck I'd get it lifted so I can drive thru the roads that get flooded around here and laugh at everyone in their lowered cars.

Or you could just live where it doesn't flood all the time...

That is my ultimate goal but current finances and job placement is hold the major hold back.

and note I said "if I had"

You got a lifted truck
But is it high enough so we can fly away
We gotta make a decision
We leave tonight or live and die this way

- Tracy May Chapman

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Oh, and that wasn't very funny...

In fact, it was lame.

Good point, it keeps lame people out of the truck too.

 

[MyThirdEye]

I think guys get their trucks lifted is the same reason guys buy Hummers.

8=====D = Small?

 

[upsciLLion]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: ironwing
'Cause they have a tiny penis.

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This is funny coming from a fellow gun-owner.

 

[mercanucaribe]

I saw that coming. It's only funny as the sticker, not as a joke thread. I just struggled with getting my differential fill plug out and putting some fluid in. I WISH I had my 2" lift installed already.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

<sticker>
No fat chicks, car will scrape.
</sticker>

- M4H