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GasX

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A man having trouble achieving an erection decides to consult a witch doctor. The witch doctor throws some herbs on a fire, shakes his rattle, and says, ?I have placed a powerful spell on you, but it will only work once a year. Just say ?one, two, three? and you?ll get the largest erection you?ve ever had. After your wife?s been satisfied, simply say ?one, two, three, four? and it will disappear for 12 months.?

Later that night as the man is lying in bed watching television, he says to his wife, ?Watch this! One, two, three!? His schlong becomes larger and stiffer than ever before.

His wife is amazed. She smiles and says, ?That?s great! But what did you say ?one, two, three? for??
 

HonkeyDonk

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Oct 14, 2001
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but doesn't HE have to say the 2nd 1, 2, 3? that'd make more sense..but then this wouldn't be a joke.
 

PanzerIV

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Dec 19, 2002
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Originally posted by: HonkeyDonk
but doesn't HE have to say the 2nd 1, 2, 3? that'd make more sense..but then this wouldn't be a joke.

LOL. Same thing I was thinking. I guess we're being a bit too analytical. :D
 

maziwanka

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Jul 4, 2000
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Originally posted by: PanzerIV
Originally posted by: HonkeyDonk
but doesn't HE have to say the 2nd 1, 2, 3? that'd make more sense..but then this wouldn't be a joke.

LOL. Same thing I was thinking. I guess we're being a bit too analytical. :D

hahahahaha. same here
 

Quasmo

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Jul 7, 2004
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Originally posted by: maziwanka
Originally posted by: PanzerIV
Originally posted by: HonkeyDonk
but doesn't HE have to say the 2nd 1, 2, 3? that'd make more sense..but then this wouldn't be a joke.

LOL. Same thing I was thinking. I guess we're being a bit too analytical. :D

hahahahaha. same here

me too
 

Kev

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Dec 17, 2001
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Originally posted by: PanzerIV
Originally posted by: HonkeyDonk
but doesn't HE have to say the 2nd 1, 2, 3? that'd make more sense..but then this wouldn't be a joke.

LOL. Same thing I was thinking. I guess we're being a bit too analytical. :D

Yes and wouldn't the magic realm understand that the woman was saying "for" and not "four?" Doesn't it know grammar. I'm sorry but there are just too many holes in the punchline. :p
 

Muadib

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May 30, 2000
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Originally posted by: PanzerIV
Originally posted by: HonkeyDonk
but doesn't HE have to say the 2nd 1, 2, 3? that'd make more sense..but then this wouldn't be a joke.

LOL. Same thing I was thinking. I guess we're being a bit too analytical. :D
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