YAJT - When asked about my sexual orientation

[Rudy Toody]

Missionary position, doggy style, and standing up in a hammock.

 

[dethman]

:thumbsdown:

 

[Balt]

I don't know why... but I laughed.

 

[AbAbber2k]

Kinesiologists do it in all planes of motion.

 

[spherrod]

i was hoping for something funnier

 

[Rudy Toody]

Originally posted by: spherrod
i was hoping for something funnier

How about "standing up in a canoe?"

Originally posted by: Balt
I don't know why... but I laughed.

You I like!

 

[George P Burdell]

Ban

 

[Colt45]

Originally posted by: George P Burdell
Ban

qft

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

Ahhh, still trying to figure out what the difference between position and orientation is. See, orientation is if you like boys or girls. Position is that if you keep putting it in their belly button, you'll remain a virgin forever.

 

[Stumps]

you suck worse than a hoover

 

[ForumMaster]

Originally posted by: Fullmetal Chocobo
Ahhh, still trying to figure out what the difference between position and orientation is. See, orientation is if you like boys or girls. Position is that if you keep putting it in their belly button, you'll remain a virgin forever.

:laugh: 'nuff said. stop talking and start doing!

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Officially rubbish.

 

[Rudy Toody]

Originally posted by: Fullmetal Chocobo
Ahhh, still trying to figure out what the difference between position and orientation is. See, orientation is if you like boys or girls. Position is that if you keep putting it in their belly button, you'll remain a virgin forever.

Sometimes it can mean position. See Orientation of a rigid body (pun intended.)

 

[DivideBYZero]

Proof positive the OP is a virgin.

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

Originally posted by: Rudy Toody

Originally posted by: Fullmetal Chocobo
Ahhh, still trying to figure out what the difference between position and orientation is. See, orientation is if you like boys or girls. Position is that if you keep putting it in their belly button, you'll remain a virgin forever.

Sometimes it can mean position. See Orientation of a rigid body (pun intended.)

<a target=_blank class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belly_button">"Gomer, that's not my belly button!"

"That's not my finger neither!!"</a>

But obviously, your "rigid body" has nothing to do with sexual orientation nor sexual position

 

[potato28]

3/10... I don't know why but I laughed a little bit...

 

[Rudy Toody]

Originally posted by: Fullmetal Chocobo
But obviously, your "rigid body" has nothing to do with sexual orientation nor sexual position

Think of yourself as a plane where orientation consists of pitch, yaw, and roll, all of which can occur during sex.

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

Originally posted by: Rudy Toody

Originally posted by: Fullmetal Chocobo
But obviously, your "rigid body" has nothing to do with sexual orientation nor sexual position

Think of yourself as a plane where orientation consists of pitch, yaw, and roll, all of which can occur during sex.

Um, yeah. Working with gyros (MK19 and AN/WSN-2 mostly) for six years, I know a bit about those, as well as ridigity of plane and all that.

You still fail at your OP.

 

[Rudy Toody]

Originally posted by: Fullmetal Chocobo
You still fail at your OP.

Oh, well. They can't all be gems.:roll:

My psychologist gave me some insurance forms to fill out and he said I didn't have to answer the question about sexual orientation. However, I answered it as stated in my OP.

The next week he told me I needed more treatment.

 

[j00fek]

-44/10

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: Rudy Toody

Originally posted by: Fullmetal Chocobo
But obviously, your "rigid body" has nothing to do with sexual orientation nor sexual position

Think of yourself as a plane where orientation consists of pitch, yaw, and roll, all of which can occur during sex.

You're talking about the pitch of their screams, the yawn while they wait for it to be over, and the rolling over to go to sleep afterwards I assume?

Whenever I'm asked about my sexual orientation, I just say that I've never actually looked at a compass while having sex.

 

[Rudy Toody]

Originally posted by: SunnyD

You're talking about the pitch of their screams, the yawn while they wait for it to be over, and the rolling over to go to sleep afterwards I assume?

Whenever I'm asked about my sexual orientation, I just say that I've never actually looked at a compass while having sex.

:thumbsup:
You might need a compass if she says, "Hang onto your hat big boy! We're not coming back this way!"