YAJT: The Replacement Penis

[GasX]

A guy was in a bad car accident and after months of recovery he still had a problem. He had to have his penis amputated.

He went to see the doctor and was reassured that he could help.

"First of all you have to pick a new penis," said the doctor.

The physician picked up a box from his table and said, "This is our 6 inch standard model. It is dependable and will cost you only $6000. It comes with a lifetime guarantee."

The man said, "Okay, that's about right, but what's in the other box?"

"This is our 9 inch super model. 9 inches of muscle to please any women. But this will cost you $9,000."

The man said, "Oh yeah, that's the one I want. My wife will love me forever. But does it also come with a lifetime guarantee?"

"Yes"

"What's in the third box?"

The doctor picked up yet another box from his desk. "This is our super deluxe model. It's 12 inches of all beef and will drive all the ladies wild. But if you want this much power you'll have to pay $12,000."

The man is really on a roll and is tickled pink. "Doc, that's it, that's the one for me. I'll be the envy of everyone I know. But does it have a lifetime guarantee?"

"YES SIR!"

"I have just one more question," The man said, "Does it come in white?"

 

[MichaelD]

n/m

 

[Cristatus]

LOL

 

[Ika]

 

[bigrash]

lol

 

[Tremulant]

heh

 

[AnyMal]

lol

 

[Horus]

Ooohhhh....

I loled.

 

[dabuddha]

haha

 

[jupiter57]

10/10!

 

[MisterJackson]

I don't get it, what color was it to begin with.......


j/k, I know a severed penis is purple, sheesh.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
I don't get it, what color was it to begin with.......


j/k, I know a severed penis is purple, sheesh.

tell me you're joking?
uh, i think th penis is supposed to be black...making a joke on the idea that black men are very large.

 

[altonb1]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
I don't get it, what color was it to begin with.......


j/k, I know a severed penis is purple, sheesh.

tell me you're joking?
uh, i think th penis is supposed to be black...making a joke on the idea that black men are very large.

I really hope he WAS joking.

In any case, I looked at the subject and was like Yet Another Job thread...umm...what kind of job is THIS?!?!?

 

[SilverThief]

Yatta!

 

[DaShen]

doh

 

[Scarpozzi]

A single tear just rolled down my cheek.

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: altonb1

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
I don't get it, what color was it to begin with.......


j/k, I know a severed penis is purple, sheesh.

tell me you're joking?
uh, i think th penis is supposed to be black...making a joke on the idea that black men are very large.

I really hope he WAS joking.

In any case, I looked at the subject and was like Yet Another Job thread...umm...what kind of job is THIS?!?!?

Yes guys, I was joking. It loses teh funnay when you have to point it out though.

 

[Xecuter]

7/10

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Xecuter
7/10

way too high. more like 1/10

 

[ghost recon88]

Now'd be a good time for a "QFT!"

 

[altonb1]

Originally posted by: ghost recon88
Now'd be a good time for a "QFT!"

QFT!

 

[ghost recon88]

LOL, thanks for that

 

[ThaGrandCow]

It's too late, Dirk Diggler already bought the white version. They're sold out now.

 

[Dubb]

Response joke:

Little jimmy, at 15 years old, decides he wants to make some money. unfortunately for him, the only business within walking distance (he cannot drive yet) is the local sex toy shop. the owner agrees to hire him, but only on the condition that he not look at the "instructional materials."

On his first day of work, the owner goes on lunchbreak and tells jimmy to mind the cash register. A brunette woman walks in, and says, "I'd like to buy a dildo."

Jimmy responds, "well, over here we have white ones for $50, and over here are black ones for $75"

the brunette buys a white one and leaves. a short while later a redhead walks in. "I'd like to buy a dildo." she says.

Jimmy responds, "well, over here we have white ones for $50, and over here are black ones for $75"

The redhead buys a black one and leaves.

a short while later a blonde comes in. "I'd like to buy a dildo." she says.

Jimmy responds, "well, over here we have white ones for $50, over here are black ones for $75, and over here is a special plaid one for $250"

"oh wow, I'll take the plaid one." says the blonde woman. she pays and leaves, looking excited.

the owner returns. "How was business, kid?"

"Not bad," says jimmy, "I sold a white dildo for $50, a black one for $75, and my thermos for $250"

 

[ghost recon88]