YAJT: The Project Manager And The Engineers

[GasX]

Three men: a project manager, a software engineer, and a hardware engineer are in Ft. Lauderdale for a two-week period helping out on a project.

About midweek they decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp a genie appears and says "Normally I would grant you 3 wishes, but since there are 3 of you, I will grant you each one wish."

The hardware engineer went first. "I would like to spend the rest of my life living in a huge house in St. Thomas, with no money worries and surrounded by beautiful women who worship me." The genie granted him his wish and sent him on off to St. Thomas.

The software engineer went next. "I would like to spend the rest of my life living on a huge yacht cruising the Mediterranean, with no money worries and surrounded by beautiful women who worship me." The genie granted him his wish and sent him off to the Mediterranean.

Last, but not least, it was the project manager's turn. "And what would your wish be?" asked the genie.

"I want them both back after lunch" replied the project manager.

 

[mitmot]

7/10 :laugh:

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: mitmot
7/10 :laugh:

:thumbsup:

 

[aiex]

Englishman, Irishman and Frenchman trapped in the desert, had no water for 7 days and starting to die. While walking along, you guessed it, they found a lamp and get one wish each.
Irishman - I want to be back in ireland with a pint of Guiness in my hand in a pub with lots of money and I want all the damned English out of Ireland. - Puff it was done
Frenchman - I want to be back in Paris with a glass of wine. I too hate the English and i want them out of the country, in fact I want them all out of the country and I want a 30 foot wall built around the entirity of france so they can't get back in. - puff it was done
Englishman - I really want to be back in England sitting in a nice pub..... but fsck it fill france with water.