YAJT: The Marriage Seminar

[GasX]

While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes."

He addressed the man, "Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"

Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?

 

[krunchykrome]

I dont get it.

 

[Ika]

oh i see.

i didn't know pillsbury made flour.

 

[GasX]

*sigh*

 

[krunchykrome]

Oh...

 

[krunchykrome]

I got a joke for you

What do you call a boomerrang that doesnt come back?

 

[Zombie]

argh,

she never cooks she just uses frozen....

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
I got a joke for you

What do you call a boomerrang that doesnt come back?

what's brown and sticky?

 

[SpecialEd]

made me grin.

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
I got a joke for you

What do you call a boomerrang that doesnt come back?

what's brown and sticky?

I forgot, you're a lifer. You probably read that post a few years ago too.

 

[Rage187]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
I got a joke for you

What do you call a boomerrang that doesnt come back?

what's brown and sticky?

I forgot, you're a lifer. You probably read that post a few years ago too.

link it up

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
I got a joke for you

What do you call a boomerrang that doesnt come back?

what's brown and sticky?

I forgot, you're a lifer. You probably read that post a few years ago too.

which post?

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
I got a joke for you

What do you call a boomerrang that doesnt come back?

what's brown and sticky?

I forgot, you're a lifer. You probably read that post a few years ago too.

which post?

There's no way in hell Im searching for that post. It was a few years ago and there were pages of jokes.

And to answer my joke:

What do you call a boomerrand that doesnt come back?

A log.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
I got a joke for you

What do you call a boomerrang that doesnt come back?

what's brown and sticky?

I forgot, you're a lifer. You probably read that post a few years ago too.

which post?

There's no way in hell Im searching for that post. It was a few years ago and there were pages of jokes.

And to answer my joke:

What do you call a boomerrand that doesnt come back?

A log.

I answered your question with a joke with the same punchline. And it is a stick!

 

[Spamela]

better than most - 7/10

 

[snoopdoug1]

This picture is funnier than the joke

edit: picture came from mwilding's sig.

 

[DannyLove]

thanks, i wasted about 30 seconds of my life.

 

[ZOOYUKA]

What did the girl melon tell the boy melon after he asked her to marry him?

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

mellon=melon?

 

[ZOOYUKA]

Originally posted by: ZOOYUKA
What did the girl melon tell the boy melon after he asked her to marry him?

We cantaloupe! LOL