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Lifer
A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police.
"What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?" Asks the cop.
"I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act." "Oh yeah?" Says the doubtful cop.
"Lets see you do it."
The juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully.
A couple driving by slows down to watch. "Wow," says the driver to his wife. "I'm glad I quit drinking.
Look at the test they're giving now!"
"What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?" Asks the cop.
"I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act." "Oh yeah?" Says the doubtful cop.
"Lets see you do it."
The juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully.
A couple driving by slows down to watch. "Wow," says the driver to his wife. "I'm glad I quit drinking.
Look at the test they're giving now!"
