YAJT: The Joys of Being A Bus Driver

[GasX]

Originally posted by: AMDZen

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: AMDZen
As if you wouldn't notice that the peanuts you were being handed weren't moist and slobbery.

"Hmmmm, wet peanuts - must be a new kind"

I know I know, I just get sick of jokes with such obvious logic holes.

The little old ladies obviously dried them off first.... DUH!

With what precisely? Her shirt? In which case there would be hair and/or lint on those nuts. My point was that you would notice regardless of what was done with the nuts to try and disguise this. You could start the joke off with A completely retarded bus driver in which case the fact that he didn't notice would make more sense.

I bet you are one of those people that think they have a great sense of humor but never get jokes...

 

[Gillbot]

Originally posted by: AnyMal

Originally posted by: WobbleWobble
I don't get it? 😕

This is funnier then joke itself.

qft

 

[Aquila76]

Originally posted by: AMDZen

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: AMDZen
As if you wouldn't notice that the peanuts you were being handed weren't moist and slobbery.

"Hmmmm, wet peanuts - must be a new kind"

I know I know, I just get sick of jokes with such obvious logic holes.

The little old ladies obviously dried them off first.... DUH!

With what precisely? Her shirt? In which case there would be hair and/or lint on those nuts. My point was that you would notice regardless of what was done with the nuts to try and disguise this. You could start the joke off with A completely retarded bus driver in which case the fact that he didn't notice would make more sense.

Clearly you've never taken public transportation. I assumed that was a given, based on the bus drivers I've seen.

 

[NiteWulf]

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