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Lifer
A married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.
The husband asks "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?"
"Yes" she replies, "That man is my ex-husband, and he has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."
"That's remarkable" the (new) husband replies, "I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long."
The husband asks "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?"
"Yes" she replies, "That man is my ex-husband, and he has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."
"That's remarkable" the (new) husband replies, "I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long."