YAJT: The Blonde Business Owner

[GasX]

A blond woman named Brandi finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in serious financial trouble. She put her life savings into the business and has two kids to feed, a car payment and a mortgage.

She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray..."God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto."

Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Brandi again prays "God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."

Lotto night comes and Brandi still has no luck.

Once again, she prays..."My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order.

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Brandi is confronted by the voice of God Himself: "Brandi, You have to meet me halfway on this... You have to buy a ticket."

 

[quakefiend420]

:laugh:

7/10

 

[iamme]

hehe

 

[EyeMWing]

10/10.

 

[Sheepathon]

chuckletron.

 

Nice.

 

[Mucho]

 

[mitmot]

 

[Sentinel]

 

[stnicralisk]

8/10 thx

 

[sao123]

This guy was walking up to a vending machine to get a Pepsi. There he saw this blond putting 2 quarters in the pepsi machine and press a button and out pops a can of pepsi. And then she did a little dance. He watched this blond do this about 6 times, and finally started to get impatient. After 2 more times, he finally blew it, and asked the blond... Are you done yet? She replied.... Like DUH, I'm still winning, get your own machine.

 

[HonkeyDonk]

roflcopters/lollerskates.

 

[acemcmac]

hahahahahahahaha

 

[NatePo717]

:laugh:

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: sao123
This guy was walking up to a vending machine to get a Pepsi. There he saw this blond putting 2 quarters in the pepsi machine and press a button and out pops a can of pepsi. And then she did a little dance. He watched this blond do this about 6 times, and finally started to get impatient. After 2 more times, he finally blew it, and asked the blond... Are you done yet? She replied.... Like DUH, I'm still winning, get your own machine.

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

[imported_Kensai]

 

[neutralizer]

hahaha awesome 10/10

 

[Lola]

Ahahahahahaa!!! :laugh:

 

[PingSpike]

Saw the ending coming, but not bad.

 

[Brutuskend]

So, THAT'S what I've been doing wrong!

 

[Continuity28]

This thread is off to a great start. 9/10.

 

[Aharami]

good one! :thumbsup:

 

[Phoenix86]

8/10 :laugh:

 

[Acanthus]

9/10 :laugh:

 

[733SHiFTY]

:laugh:

good one!