YAJT: The best old lady driving thread you'll read today!

[GasX]

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.

Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies -- two in the front seat and three in the back - eyes wide and white as ghosts.

The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"

"Ma'am," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."

"Slower than the speed limit?" she asked. No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly... Twenty-Two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly. The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.

"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car ok? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time." the officer asks.

"Oh, they'll be alright in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119."

 

[EagleKeeper]

 

[jimbob200521]

edit: Once I got the joke, I laughed. Damn, that went right over my frickin head!

 

[Pastore]

Heh, nice.

 

[kranky]

An elderly man is listening to the radio at home when they interrupt the broadcast to report a car is going the wrong way on the Interstate. His wife is on her way to a doctor's appointment, so he immediately calls her cell to tell her of the danger.

"Honey, they just said on the radio that a car is going the wrong way on the Interstate so be careful"

"It's worse than that, dear. They all are!"

 

[DaShen]

nice!

 

[bigrash]

lol

 

[Aharami]

:thumbsup:

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: jimbob200521


edit: Once I got the joke, I laughed. Damn, that went right over my frickin head!

good jokes don't punch you in the face with their obviousness...

 

[ViviTheMage]

hehehe, that was a good one

 

[badmouse]

:beer: if they had an old lady tea emoticon I'd use that

 

[Cuda1447]

well done

 

[sao123]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.

Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies -- two in the front seat and three in the back - eyes wide and white as ghosts.

The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"

"Ma'am," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."

"Slower than the speed limit?" she asked. No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly... Twenty-Two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly. The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.

"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car ok? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time." the officer asks.

"Oh, they'll be alright in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119."

This is especially funny if you have ever driven the exit ramps where 22 meets 119 in blairsville pa.

 

[n7]

 

[b0mbrman]

:beer:,
:bomb;