YAJT : Stranded on a deserted island...

maximus maximus

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A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere..

A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
B. 2 French men and 1 French woman
C. 2 German men and 1 German woman
D. 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
E. 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
F. 2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman
G. 2 American men and 1 American woman
H. 2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman

What a Crazy coincidence! One month later, on various parts of the island, the following was observed:

A. One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

B. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together.

C. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they spend time with the German woman.

D. The two Greek men are happy together, and the Greek woman is cooking & cleaning for them.

E. The two Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and a long look at the Polish woman, and they started swimming.

F. The two Mexican men are talking to all the other men on the island trying to sell them the Mexican woman.

G. The two American men are contemplating suicide. The American woman is bitching about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, the equal division of the household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much better, and how her relationship with her mother is improving.

H. The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the Indian woman!.
 

amish

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meh. i think my dog leaves coiled piles that are funnier than this. but A for effort.
 

Lorax

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i'm confused, if the groups are stranded together, why can't they intermingle?
 

Scarpozzi

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Originally posted by: Electric Amish
Too racist to include any black people or asian people??? :roll:
Race? I thought it was based on country of origin? He never stated what race the people were.... :D
 

Turin39789

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Originally posted by: maximus maximus
Originally posted by: Electric Amish
Too racist to include any black people or asian people??? :roll:

Too stupid to not know that Indians are asians? :roll:

But Asian is insensitive. So they're non-oriental Orientals
 

Rubycon

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Aug 10, 2005
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Originally posted by: maximus maximus
A ship sank in high seas

I hit the stop button right there because this does not happen. ;)

Anyways a month would never pass. You forgot about the German man. He was wearing a Breitling Emergency and pulled the transmit wire so the rescue plane found them not a day later.

But again it would never happen. :p