YAJT *plagarized by me*

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A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices that a rather sexy
blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.

He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and
although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says,
"Sorry, do you know me?"

She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one
of my children."

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful.

"Holy crap,! " he says, "are you that stripper from my bachelor party that
I screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends while your
girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my
behind?"

"No," she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher."
 

Drakkon

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Aug 14, 2001
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hasnt this been reposted like 20 times already?
its almost liek the aristocrats joke...just getting to the point of making it as gross as possible...
 

purbeast0

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Sep 13, 2001
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Originally posted by: Drakkon
hasnt this been reposted like 20 times already?
its almost liek the aristocrats joke...just getting to the point of making it as gross as possible...

except this one is funny, the aristocrats one isn't.
 

KarenMarie

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Sep 20, 2003
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it was not funny, but i laughed anyway... only because it is not beyond the realm of possibilities to happen in real life... but the guy would think it, not ask it outloud.
 

Kev

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oh i get it you think she's saying one thing but she meant another and hilarity ensues.

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