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YAJT: Paddy Parks His Car

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Lifer
Paddy O'Hara is driving around, late for an appointment and in desperate need of a parking spot.

He looks up to Heaven and prays aloud, "Heavenly Father, if you could just show me your mercy and help me find me a parking space, I promise to come to church every day and never touch the demon alcohol again".

Lo and behold, a space opens up right before his eyes. He looks up to the skies again and says, "Never mind, God, I found one".
 
8/10. You can make this any ethnicity you want, really. I first heard it as 'Guido Sarducci' parks his car.
 
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