YAJT - Old couple

[maximus maximus]

An elderly couple had been dating for some time and decided it was finally time to marry. Before the wedding, they had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

Finally the old man decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

"How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather hopefully.
"Well, I'd have to say I like it infrequently," she responded.

The old guy paused... then he asked, "Was that one word or two?"

 

[Tuktuk]

Why did the couple have to be old? Joke would've been much better with supermodel lesbians.

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: Tuktuk
Why did the couple have to be old? Joke would've been much better with supermodel lesbians.

OK, but then how would the punchline apply? Via dildo?

 

[Tuktuk]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: Tuktuk
Why did the couple have to be old? Joke would've been much better with supermodel lesbians.

OK, but then how would the punchline apply? Via dildo?

You get a gold star.

 

[slikmunks]

haha, punny...

 

[joecool]

so the beautiful blond said to the old guy, I'm here to give you super sex!

and the old guys says, honey, i'm too old for that kind of thing ... i'll take the soup.

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