A bar was having trouble attracting customers, the owner and bartender considered getting strippers in, but the licenses, added security and remodeling were too great an expense. He settled on trying out live music and held auditions for a full time piano player..
The first few were ok but it wasn't till a young man with a small monkey on his shoulder showed up that he was REALLY impressed, this guy could play! The first song was really good, impressed by his skill he said, "Wow that was great, where'd you learn it?"
"Actually, I wrote it myself." The young man said while feeding his pet monkey a peanut.
Impressed the bartender asked, "Really, what do you call it?"
"It feels so good when I shove my cock in." The young man calmly replied.
"err... Ok. Eh, you're hired, but try not to share your titles with the customers."
Weeks passed and with the new piano player and a couple of open mic events business was picking up. One evening as the piano player was palying a gorgeous blonde walks in and saunters sexily up to the bar where she orders a martini, extra dry, slightly dirty, with two bleu cheese olives. The bartender prepares her drink carefully and places it delicately before her, whereupon the monkey leaps from the young man's shoulder, bounds onto the bar and proceeds to swish his testicles in the martini..
The young woman turns and aghast at this almost screams at the young piano player,
"DO YOU KNOW YOUR MONKEY IS DIPPING HIS BALLS IN MY MARTINI!!"
"Do I know it!" he replied, "Hell, I WROTE it!!"
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The first few were ok but it wasn't till a young man with a small monkey on his shoulder showed up that he was REALLY impressed, this guy could play! The first song was really good, impressed by his skill he said, "Wow that was great, where'd you learn it?"
"Actually, I wrote it myself." The young man said while feeding his pet monkey a peanut.
Impressed the bartender asked, "Really, what do you call it?"
"It feels so good when I shove my cock in." The young man calmly replied.
"err... Ok. Eh, you're hired, but try not to share your titles with the customers."
Weeks passed and with the new piano player and a couple of open mic events business was picking up. One evening as the piano player was palying a gorgeous blonde walks in and saunters sexily up to the bar where she orders a martini, extra dry, slightly dirty, with two bleu cheese olives. The bartender prepares her drink carefully and places it delicately before her, whereupon the monkey leaps from the young man's shoulder, bounds onto the bar and proceeds to swish his testicles in the martini..
The young woman turns and aghast at this almost screams at the young piano player,
"DO YOU KNOW YOUR MONKEY IS DIPPING HIS BALLS IN MY MARTINI!!"
"Do I know it!" he replied, "Hell, I WROTE it!!"
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