GasX
Lifer
A man takes his Rotteweiller to the vet.
"My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed? "
"No, because he's really heavy"
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were getting cold. They lit a fire in the craft causing it to sink, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
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Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head.
Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."
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"Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home"
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.
"Is it common?"
:music: "It's not unusual." :music:
"My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed? "
"No, because he's really heavy"
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were getting cold. They lit a fire in the craft causing it to sink, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
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Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head.
Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."
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"Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home"
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.
"Is it common?"
:music: "It's not unusual." :music:
