YAJT: Little Johnny Strikes Again...SFW

meltdown75

Lifer
Nov 17, 2004
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Should repost implications arise, contact my lawyer.

The teacher asked her students to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
Mary said, "My family went to Chester Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It
was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted the word 'fascinate'."

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to Paignton Zoo and saw
the animals. I was fascinated."

The teacher said, "Good, but I wanted the word 'fascinate'."

Little Johnny Siebert raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Johnny
was noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he
could damage the word 'fascinate' so she called on him.

John said, "My sister has a sweater with 10 buttons, but her boobs are so
big she can only fasten eight.
 

silverpig

Lifer
Jul 29, 2001
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Good little Johnny joke:

So Johnny's class is learning the alphabet. The teacher says a letter, the student comes up with a word that begins with that letter, and then uses that word in a sentence.

Teacher: The first letter is C.

Hands go up. Sure enough, little Johnny's goes up. The teacher can think of at least one bad word that starts with C so she avoids him.

Teacher: Go ahead Sally.

Sally: Cat. Yesterday I went home and played with my cat.

Teacher: Very good Sally. The next letter is A.

Again, hands go up, again little Johnny's goes up, but he's starting to wave it around impatiently this time. Now, there's a bad word that starts with A, so the teacher again picks someone else.

Teacher: Go ahead James.

James: Apple. Today for lunch I will have an apple.

Teacher: Very good James. The next letter is R.

Hands go up. Little Johnny is waving his hand back and forth furiously now. The teacher can't think of any bad words that start with R so she reluctantly picks Johnny to get his turn overwith.

Teacher: Go ahead Johnny.

Johnny: RATS! RATS WITH HUGE FVCKING C0CKS!!!

:D
 

meltdown75

Lifer
Nov 17, 2004
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Originally posted by: silverpig
Good little Johnny joke:

So Johnny's class is learning the alphabet. The teacher says a letter, the student comes up with a word that begins with that letter, and then uses that word in a sentence.

Teacher: The first letter is C.

Hands go up. Sure enough, little Johnny's goes up. The teacher can think of at least one bad word that starts with C so she avoids him.

Teacher: Go ahead Sally.

Sally: Cat. Yesterday I went home and played with my cat.

Teacher: Very good Sally. The next letter is A.

Again, hands go up, again little Johnny's goes up, but he's starting to wave it around impatiently this time. Now, there's a bad word that starts with A, so the teacher again picks someone else.

Teacher: Go ahead James.

James: Apple. Today for lunch I will have an apple.

Teacher: Very good James. The next letter is R.

Hands go up. Little Johnny is waving his hand back and forth furiously now. The teacher can't think of any bad words that start with R so she reluctantly picks Johnny to get his turn overwith.

Teacher: Go ahead Johnny.

Johnny: RATS! RATS WITH HUGE FVCKING C0CKS!!!

:D

lol, just read this now. :beer: bump for the bewbies