YAJT: Johnny Learns To Count!

[GasX]

The kindergarten teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers.

"Yes," he says, "I do. My father taught me."

"Good. What comes after three."

"Four," answers little Johnny.

"What comes after six?"

"Seven."

"Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a good job. What comes after ten?"

Little Johnny smiles and says, "Jack."

 

[Lyfer]

0/10.


Someone call the post police.

 

[quakefiend420]

😕

 

[mercanucaribe]

I don't get it.

 

[Utterman]

Sorry, 404 joke not found 🙁

 

[cerebusPu]

what teh heck.?

 

[quakefiend420]

ok i think i get it...his father counts to ten before he takes a shot of jack, maybe?

i dunno

 

[GasX]

For the humor impaired:

"Johnny, what comes before 2?"

"Ace"

 

[david46675]

i smiled.

 

[kermalou]

they will nevar get it

 

[Biggerhammer]

Cute.

 

[Xyclone]

4/10 now that I got it. 🙂

 

[bigrash]

i get it now, and it still sucks!

 

[mercanucaribe]

Oh okay, the card. I guess his father taught him to gamble and it's funny?

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
For the humor impaired:

"Johnny, what comes before 2?"

"Ace"

ok i get it...not really funny though...the others you posted were better

 

[NogginBoink]

I think it's funny.

 

[mitmot]

1/10. OLD.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: quakefiend420

Originally posted by: Mwilding
For the humor impaired:

"Johnny, what comes before 2?"

"Ace"

ok i get it...not really funny though...the others you posted were better

even this one?

 

[akubi]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
For the humor impaired:

"Johnny, what comes before 2?"

"Ace"

ohhhhh I thought it was something like
Your dad did a good "job" [on jack]. What cvms after then?

 

[sunzt]

A chuckle out of me for the absolute non hilariousness of the joke

 

[dquan97]

<cricket>

 

[AdamSnow]

Originally posted by: Utterman
Sorry, 404 joke not found 🙁

 

[ViRGE]

Little Johnny jokes are supposed to be dirty, this isn't close to being dirty.

2/10