YAJT: I Came Up With A Joke Yesterday

[eits]

q: bush, cheney, and rumsfeld are on a boat in the middle of the pacific ocean. it goes down in shark infested waters. who gets saved?

a: america.

 

[Ika]

hah. a little weak, but amusing. as such, i'd say 5.5/10

 

[sisq0kidd]

I likey :thumbsup:

 

[neutralizer]

It's alright.

 

[imported_Trippin315]

6/10, but bonus points for speaking the truth.
Even though the sharks would look at the three of them and go "nah, I'm full"

 

[MrMaster]

You have to think of someone that represents america to be on the boat as well. Plus you should elaborate on what they are doing in the boat (each one of them).

 

[hypn0tik]

Those three would pre-emptively eat the sharks.

 

[Stunt]

Joke is just as funny with Michael Moore, John Kerry

 

[XZeroII]

Pretty weak. I can see where it might be funny if you flesh it out a bit more, but as it stands it is not really anything I'd share with anyone else. You sound more like a terrorist than a person making a joke.

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: Stunt
Joke is just as funny with Michael Moore, John Kerry

it wouldn't make much sense if it had michael moore or john kerry because they're not destroying america from the inside out, unlike bush, cheney, and rumsfeld.

nice try, though.

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: XZeroII
Pretty weak. I can see where it might be funny if you flesh it out a bit more, but as it stands it is not really anything I'd share with anyone else. You sound more like a terrorist than a person making a joke.

haha "you sound more like a terrorist" hahahaha stfu and go back to watching fox news.

 

[ed21x]

Originally posted by: eits

Originally posted by: Stunt
Joke is just as funny with Michael Moore, John Kerry

it wouldn't make much sense if it had michael moore or john kerry because they're not destroying america from the inside out, unlike bush, cheney, and rumsfeld.

nice try, though.

take it to P&N, your stupid 'joke' and all. why do people believe that everyone else cares about their political opinions?

 

[thirtythree]

Originally posted by: MrMaster
You have to think of someone that represents america to be on the boat as well. Plus you should elaborate on what they are doing in the boat (each one of them).

Naw, it's better short and to the point.

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: ed21x

Originally posted by: eits

Originally posted by: Stunt
Joke is just as funny with Michael Moore, John Kerry

it wouldn't make much sense if it had michael moore or john kerry because they're not destroying america from the inside out, unlike bush, cheney, and rumsfeld.

nice try, though.

take it to P&N, your stupid 'joke' and all. why do people believe that everyone else cares about their political opinions?

this isn't about p&n... it's about the joke and whether or not people find it funny.

 

[hellokeith]

would've been more funny during Clinton/Gore/Reno era

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: eits

Originally posted by: XZeroII
Pretty weak. I can see where it might be funny if you flesh it out a bit more, but as it stands it is not really anything I'd share with anyone else. You sound more like a terrorist than a person making a joke.

haha "you sound more like a terrorist" hahahaha stfu and go back to watching fox news.

Does it bring you pleasure to believe that anyone who uses the word terrorist to make a joke watchs Fox News? I mean, that was a stupid thing that you said. How does me commenting that his joke was a bit weak and that it sounded to me like he was a terrorist (jokingly, of course) mean that I watch Fox News? Cool down there, buddy. It's a joke thread. Don't get all bent out of shape.

 

[altonb1]

Originally posted by: eits
q: bush, cheney, and rumsfeld are on a boat in the middle of the pacific ocean. it goes down in shark infested waters. who gets saved?

a: america.

:roll: Another tree-hugging liberal socialist that wants to dumb-down the country and keep everyone dependant on the Government.... Meh.

Sorry...I think we should agree to disagree on this, OP...or smply take it to P&N.