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YAJT: How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to write "WinGetLightBulbHandle",
one to write "WinGetLightBulbStatus",
one to write "WinGetLight.......

How many Microsoft vice presidents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Eight. One to change the bulb, and seven more to make sure Microsoft gets $2 every time a lightbulb is changed anywhere in the world.


How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write about how it felt.
Three. One to screw it in, and two to talk about the sexual implications.
Four. One to change the bulb, and three to write about how the bulb is exploiting the socket.
Three. One to change the bulb, and two to secretly wish they were the socket.
Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to kick the balls of any man who even tries to volunteer his help.
 
people cannot fit inside light bulbs. 😛

Now a Sperry Searchlight they can, but that uses carbon electrodes. That would be some hot ass stompin' for shore!
 
Originally posted by: Evadman
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
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None. That's a hardware problem.


How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Californians screw in hot tubs.


How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the lightbulb really has to want to change.
 
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