YAJT: Heaven and Hell

GasX

Lifer
Feb 8, 2001
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Heaven is where...

The police are British
The cooks are Italian
The lovers are French
The mechanics are German
And it's all organized by the Swiss


Hell is where...

The cooks are British
The mechanics are French
The lovers are Swiss
The police are German
And it's all organized by the Italians
 

Isshinryu

Senior member
May 28, 2004
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You don't want British police...my god, that would not be heaven. Everything else looks good :)
 

MAME

Banned
Sep 19, 2003
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errr, all the Japanese homes I've been to have rocked the living sh!t out of the American homes I've been to. Which homes were you refering to in particular?
 

Gurck

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Mar 16, 2004
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Man, a few years back on the cooking channel they had a show called "Two Fat Ladies" which oddly enough starred two fat ladies. They cooked some of the most godawful things you could imagine, and were British. The show ended when one of them died :Q One dish in particular began by mushing a few sticks of butter together with a pound of raw bacon... They used a lot of organ meats... really just atrocious stuff, every episode. At the end the audience would sample the stuff and often not hide their hideous facial expressions at tasting it :laugh: