YAJT: "Guess Which One I'm Going to Marry?"

[GasX]

A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry."

The mother agrees.

The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry."

She immediately replies, "The one on the right."

"That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"

"I don't like her."

 

[PricklyPete]

not bad.

 

[shilala]

nice :thumbsup: 😀

 

[b0mbrman]

Probably funny because it's true...

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: b0mbrman
Probably funny because it's true...

Well, it was sent to me by a jewish guy...

 

hah.

 

[ITCHY96]

haha

 

[Buzzman151]

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: b0mbrman
Probably funny because it's true...

Well, it was sent to me by a jewish guy...

don't try to make yourself feel better about sending around jokes w/ racial undertones.... FOR SHAME!


















i chuckled too 😉

 

[Gurck]

:laugh:

Works for anyone btw, doesn't have to be a specific racial, cultural or religious group

 

[MisterCornell]

Do Jewish people not like their future in-laws? 😕

 

[PricklyPete]

Originally posted by: Gurck
:laugh:

Works for anyone btw, doesn't have to be a specific racial, cultural or religious group

absolutely true.

 

[Slimline]

i liked it 😀 8/10

 

[Tiamat]

:laugh: :thumbsup:

 

[BespinReactorShaft]

😛