YAJT: Gift for Teacher

[dquan97]

not funny...1/10

 

[Syrch]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
On the last day of kindergarten, all the kids brought presents for their teacher.

The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet it's some flowers!"

"That's right!" shouted the little boy.

Then the sweet shop owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift. She held it up, shook it and said, "I bet I know what it is! It's a box of sweets!"

"That's right!" shouted the little girl.

The next gift was from the wine merchant's son. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it.

"Is it white wine?" she asked.

"No," the boy answered ... so the teacher touched another drop to her tongue.

"Is it champagne?" she asked.

"Nope ..." the boy answered.

"What is it, then?" she said.

The little boy's eyes opened wide ... "It's a puppy!"

Everyone at work here got a good laugh, 9/10

 

[KarenMarie]

well, on a teacher salary i suppose she could not be expected to know the difference between champagne and ....

 

[mchammer187]

0/10

 

[geno]

7/10

 

[Appledrop]

Hi.. Numbnuts #001 here. Of course I got the fact that there was a puppy pissing in a bag, which the teacher mistakenly took for wine. In not finding that funny as such on it's own, i assumed that in America, wine merchents were in some way connected to puppies, like farmers to dogs. I thought there must have been an underlying pun, get it?

But there wasnt one and your joke is terrible!!!

 

[Mrvile]

Not a bad joke but a lot of people in these forums are retarded.

 

[IAteYourMother]

ATOT: 1
Azzy64: -infinity

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: Azzy64
Hi.. Numbnuts #001 here. Of course I got the fact that there was a puppy pissing in a bag, which the teacher mistakenly took for wine. In not finding that funny as such on it's own, i assumed that in America, wine merchents were in some way connected to puppies, like farmers to dogs. I thought there must have been an underlying pun, get it?

But there wasnt one and your joke is terrible!!!

In Soviet Russia the gift pisses on you


or something...

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: Mrvile
Not a bad joke but a lot of people in these forums are retarded.

 

[Appledrop]

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: Azzy64
Hi.. Numbnuts #001 here. Of course I got the fact that there was a puppy pissing in a bag, which the teacher mistakenly took for wine. In not finding that funny as such on it's own, i assumed that in America, wine merchents were in some way connected to puppies, like farmers to dogs. I thought there must have been an underlying pun, get it?

But there wasnt one and your joke is terrible!!!

In Soviet Russia the gift pisses on you


or something...

im sorry mwilly i feel sehr guilty for dripping white wine on your thread. Post another joke!

 

[maziwanka]

thats horrendous!

 

[ChooChooChooseMe]

:disgust: :thumbsup:

 

[OulOat]

Originally posted by: maziwanka
thats horrendous!

Horrendously awesome!

 

[HonkeyDonk]

Originally posted by: Azzy64

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: Azzy64
Hi.. Numbnuts #001 here. Of course I got the fact that there was a puppy pissing in a bag, which the teacher mistakenly took for wine. In not finding that funny as such on it's own, i assumed that in America, wine merchents were in some way connected to puppies, like farmers to dogs. I thought there must have been an underlying pun, get it?

But there wasnt one and your joke is terrible!!!

In Soviet Russia the gift pisses on you


or something...

im sorry mwilly i feel sehr guilty for dripping white wine on your thread. Post another joke!

u german?