YAJT: Gift for Teacher

[GasX]

On the last day of kindergarten, all the kids brought presents for their teacher.

The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet it's some flowers!"

"That's right!" shouted the little boy.

Then the sweet shop owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift. She held it up, shook it and said, "I bet I know what it is! It's a box of sweets!"

"That's right!" shouted the little girl.

The next gift was from the wine merchant's son. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it.

"Is it white wine?" she asked.

"No," the boy answered ... so the teacher touched another drop to her tongue.

"Is it champagne?" she asked.

"Nope ..." the boy answered.

"What is it, then?" she said.

The little boy's eyes opened wide ... "It's a puppy!"

 

[nakedfrog]

D'oh!

 

[Merlyn3D]

hehe.....7/10

 

[SouthPaW1227]

blech! 7/10

 

[Appledrop]

explain?

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: Azzy64
explain?

she wasn't tasting wine..?

Please tell me you are pulling my leg. You can't be that dumb...

 

[Baked]

Originally posted by: Azzy64
explain?

Dead puppy.

 

[CRXican]

silly puppy

 

[Appledrop]

Originally posted by: Baked

Originally posted by: Azzy64
explain?

Dead puppy.

+wine merchant?? edit: right, the bit about the wine merchant is irrelevent i conclude. 5/10.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: Azzy64

Originally posted by: Baked

Originally posted by: Azzy64
explain?

Dead puppy.

+wine merchant?? edit: right, the bit about the wine merchant is irrelevent i conclude. 5/10.

Wow - you really ARE that stupid...

 

[Zysoclaplem]

She was tasting dog urine.

 

[tami]

oldie but goodie

 

[Appledrop]

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: Azzy64

Originally posted by: Baked

Originally posted by: Azzy64
explain?

Dead puppy.

+wine merchant?? edit: right, the bit about the wine merchant is irrelevent i conclude. 5/10.

Wow - you really ARE that stupid...

No you are!11111111ONE what i meant was the fact that it's a wine merchant's son bares no relation to the fact it's a puppy. That's all. Sorry I spoke!!!

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: Azzy64

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: Azzy64

Originally posted by: Baked

Originally posted by: Azzy64
explain?

Dead puppy.

+wine merchant?? edit: right, the bit about the wine merchant is irrelevent i conclude. 5/10.

Wow - you really ARE that stupid...

No you are!11111111ONE what i meant was the fact that it's a wine merchant's son bares no relation to the fact it's a puppy. That's all. Sorry I spoke!!!

Let me 'splain the joke to you.

The florist send his kid in with flowers
The candy store owner send his kid in with candy.
Since the next gift was from a wine merchant and was leaking yellow liquid she assumed it was wine and tasted it - TWICE
The she found out it was a puppy.

You are a moron. QED

 

[GasX]

hmmmm.... no response to that?

<chuckle>

 

[CRXican]

the puppy isn't dead asshats

he peed in the box

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: Baked

Originally posted by: Azzy64
explain?

Dead puppy.

No. Live puppy, urine.

Get it, white wine?

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: Baked

Originally posted by: Azzy64
explain?

Dead puppy.

No. Live puppy, urine.

Get it, white wine?

Don't bother - he is retarded.

 

[icejunkie]

I was thinking along the lines of something white (other than wine) that pops out like champagne... but, that's just me

 

[kaymin]

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: Baked

Originally posted by: Azzy64
explain?

Dead puppy.

No. Live puppy, urine.

Get it, white wine?

Don't bother - he is retarded.

The dog pissed inside the gift box. Since the teacher thought it was from a wine merchant that the urine must be wine. But it was in fact urine that she was drinking.

 

[Dacalo]

I just lost all hope for humanity in this thread.

 

[Baked]

Dead and wet pussy... I meant puppy.

Ps. Your joke's not funny, asshat.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: kaymin

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: Baked

Originally posted by: Azzy64
explain?

Dead puppy.

No. Live puppy, urine.

Get it, white wine?

Don't bother - he is retarded.

The dog pissed inside the gift box. Since the teacher thought it was from a wine merchant that the urine must be wine. But it was in fact urine that she was drinking.

We don't need any more clarification. We need numbnuts#1 to come back and announce to the world that he apologizes for being so fvcking stupid that he couldn't get the joke and that he has decided to die in a fire in order to make restitution. Numbnuts numbers 2 through ??? should just slink into a dark hole and quitly off themselves.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: Dacalo
I just lost all hope for humanity in this thread.

you've been here 5 years and you still had any?

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: Baked
Dead and wet pussy... I meant puppy.

Ps. Your joke's not funny, asshat.

That's a given or you haven't read many of my YAJT's...

It doesn't change the fact that notting getting the joke is unequivocal proof of stupidity.