- Aug 24, 2001
- 31,796
- 2
- 0
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the
background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3
finalists.
Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a
large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter
what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife
sitting in a chair. Kill Her!
The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my
wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job.
Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the
gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man
came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my
wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife
and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the
same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went
into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard
screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was
quiet.
The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped
the sweat from her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him
to death with the chair."
MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them
background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3
finalists.
Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a
large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter
what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife
sitting in a chair. Kill Her!
The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my
wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job.
Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the
gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man
came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my
wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife
and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the
same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went
into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard
screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was
quiet.
The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped
the sweat from her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him
to death with the chair."
MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them
NICE
Facebook
Twitter