YAJT: And the moral of the story IS ...

purbeast0

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I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding in vitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me justonce before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going up stairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing o utside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

:D :D new to me :)
 

GasX

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I remember faxing this to everyone on my fax distribution list...
 

purbeast0

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Originally posted by: bigrash
Originally posted by: Mwilding
I remember faxing this to everyone on my fax distribution list...

I remember sending this joke by telegram

i sent it by carrier pigeon before i got the digital copy.
 
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Originally posted by: tfinch2
It would have been better if they rewarded him by letting him sleep with the sister.

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I'm a weak man......:Q I wonder what the results would be if this REALLY happened.
 

mugs

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Originally posted by: purbeast0
Originally posted by: bigrash
Originally posted by: Mwilding
I remember faxing this to everyone on my fax distribution list...

I remember sending this joke by telegram

i sent it by carrier pigeon before i got the digital copy.

I was the runner who carried that joke from Marathon to Athens. I subsequently died.
 

pinion9

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Originally posted by: mugs
Originally posted by: purbeast0
Originally posted by: bigrash
Originally posted by: Mwilding
I remember faxing this to everyone on my fax distribution list...

I remember sending this joke by telegram

i sent it by carrier pigeon before i got the digital copy.

I was the runner who carried that joke from Marathon to Athens. I subsequently died.

I made a pictogram of that joke in the cave before a saber tooth tiger ate me.
 

Ika

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Originally posted by: pinion9
Originally posted by: mugs
Originally posted by: purbeast0
Originally posted by: bigrash
Originally posted by: Mwilding
I remember faxing this to everyone on my fax distribution list...

I remember sending this joke by telegram

i sent it by carrier pigeon before i got the digital copy.

I was the runner who carried that joke from Marathon to Athens. I subsequently died.

I made a pictogram of that joke in the cave before a saber tooth tiger ate me.

Pics?
 

pinion9

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May 5, 2005
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Originally posted by: Aflac
Originally posted by: pinion9
Originally posted by: mugs
Originally posted by: purbeast0
Originally posted by: bigrash
Originally posted by: Mwilding
I remember faxing this to everyone on my fax distribution list...

I remember sending this joke by telegram

i sent it by carrier pigeon before i got the digital copy.

I was the runner who carried that joke from Marathon to Athens. I subsequently died.

I made a pictogram of that joke in the cave before a saber tooth tiger ate me.

Pics?

Sorry, the camera wasn't invented yet. :D
 

maddogchen

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Feb 17, 2004
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Originally posted by: pinion9
Originally posted by: Aflac
Originally posted by: pinion9
Originally posted by: mugs
Originally posted by: purbeast0
Originally posted by: bigrash
Originally posted by: Mwilding
I remember faxing this to everyone on my fax distribution list...

I remember sending this joke by telegram

i sent it by carrier pigeon before i got the digital copy.

I was the runner who carried that joke from Marathon to Athens. I subsequently died.

I made a pictogram of that joke in the cave before a saber tooth tiger ate me.

Pics?

Sorry, the camera wasn't invented yet. :D

LOL this is way funnier than the joke :laugh:
 

rivan

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Jul 8, 2003
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I passed a protiens-only version of this joke to all my neighboring amoeba, in the primordial soup of life.
 

Amused

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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... They were telling this joke.