YAJT: A Visit With The Genie

[GasX]

A man is walking along a beach when he finds an old and ornate bottle. He picks it up and when he rubs the sand off it, out pops a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants provided that his mother-in-law gets double.

The man thinks for a moment and then says, "OK, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death."

 

[dman]

Old, and heard a different version, but, 🙂

 

[vood0g]

3/10 only because i actually love my mother-in-law

 

[maziwanka]

hahahahaha. thats pretty good

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Are mother-in-laws really that bad?

 

[Megatomic]

Some of 'em are. Mine is at times. :|

Excellent use of an old classic theme Mwilding. :thumbsup:

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Are mother-in-laws really that bad?

Mine is a lovely woman, but she does get a bit manic at times...

 

[nakedfrog]

My almost mother-in-law has warmed up to me over the last few years, but who knows what she says when I'm not around... she's a Jehovah's Witness, and I'm a long-haired hippie type. I do get brownie points for having been in the Air Force, at least.

:thumbsup: to the joke 😛