YAJT: 3 Guys At A Bar

[GasX]

A Mexican, An Iraqi and an American are drinking in a bar.

The Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."

The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

The American, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
A Mexican, An Iraqi and an American are drinking in a bar.

The Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."

The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

The American, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."

bwahhahahaha

 

[MisterJackson]

Funny, but uh oh......here come the whiners.....

 

[Riverhound777]

LOL

 

[Vegitto]

:thumbsup:

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

LOL... Nice...

 

[SparkyJJO]

its sooo bad but....
LOL! :laugh:

 

[Fingolfin269]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
A Mexican, An Iraqi and an American are drinking in a bar.

The Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."

The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

The American, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."

OMG, the humanity. How could you?!

 

[dug777]

i've heard that with An Englishman, South African & Australian in london The englishman ends up shooting the other two

 

[JulesMaximus]

[Homer]It's funny because it's true[/Homer]

:laugh:

 

[sao123]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
A Mexican, An Iraqi and an American are drinking in a bar.

The Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."

The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

The American, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."

:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:/4

 

[Forsythe]

Didn't do it for me, barely chuckled.

 

[mugs]

Saw the punchline coming a mile away, but only because I had heard a similar joke involving a Russian with vodka, a Mexican with tequila and an American floating on a raft in the ocean.

 

[Aharami]

hah. decent

 

[Papagayo]

Kinda funny, but I got a feeling that this is going to get locked..

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Funny, but uh oh......here come the whiners.....

 

[DnetMHZ]

Originally posted by: mugs
Saw the punchline coming a mile away, but only because I had heard a similar joke involving a Russian with vodka, a Mexican with tequila and an American floating on a raft in the ocean.

 

[DanTMWTMP]

well, living in a place where there's a lot of Mexicans, it's a pretty cold joke.

Not that I smiled at it, but still, it's pretty bad, and really cold.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
well, living in a place where there's a lot of Mexicans, it's a pretty cold joke.

Not that I smiled at it, but still, it's pretty bad, and really cold.

See, it's a joke. It's funny or not funny. It isn't cold. I am not preaching that we should shoot mexicans because there are so many. This isn't a pro-hate joke. It's a semi-timely play on the hot button issue of the day.

Man, it really makes me cry when people get their titties in a bunch over jokes like this. Making things sacred and crying over being political correctness is becoming a societal weakness.

 

[Glavinsolo]

in before lock
Racist formula joke template used to apply to current events and times.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
well, living in a place where there's a lot of Mexicans, it's a pretty cold joke.

Not that I smiled at it, but still, it's pretty bad, and really cold.

See, it's a joke. It's funny or not funny. It isn't cold. I am not preaching that we should shoot mexicans because there are so many. This isn't a pro-hate joke. It's a semi-timely play on the hot button issue of the day.

Man, it really makes me cry when people get their titties in a bunch over jokes like this. Making things sacred and crying over being political correctness is becoming a societal weakness.

yep, i agree, the pussification of America has been on the rise daily.

 

[j00fek]

:laugh: :thumbsup: 12/10 loved it

 

[altonb1]

Yeah, this is a joke with an ever-changing cast.

 

[azilaga]

LOL

 

[mordantmonkey]

i think non pc jokes are hilarious.... when they are actually funny. this had the about the same level of set-up and payoff of swindling a retarded kid out of his lunch money.
1/10