So today on the radio they were taking jokes about texans for a chance to win tickets to the USC game and this one made me laugh, i think it was the punch line deliver fromt he guy but it sure got a chuckle out of me:
How do texans find sheep in tall grass?
Veeery saaaaatisfying! 😛
other notables were
what did the texas lady say after she was done having sex?
git off me daddy your crushing my smokes....
3 texans are telling tall tales at a campfire trying to out do each other,
first one says, i wrestled a huge bull to the ground yesterday and killed it with my bare hands!
second ones says, i wrestled with the biggest rattlesnake you ever did see killed it and sucked out all its poison ..and im still alive
third one just stayed quite and had a solemn look on his face as he stirred the hot coals with his hand...
How do texans find sheep in tall grass?
Veeery saaaaatisfying! 😛
other notables were
what did the texas lady say after she was done having sex?
git off me daddy your crushing my smokes....
3 texans are telling tall tales at a campfire trying to out do each other,
first one says, i wrestled a huge bull to the ground yesterday and killed it with my bare hands!
second ones says, i wrestled with the biggest rattlesnake you ever did see killed it and sucked out all its poison ..and im still alive
third one just stayed quite and had a solemn look on his face as he stirred the hot coals with his hand...
