YAID (Yet Another Intelligent Design) Thread

[dainthomas]

I usually don't get into this stuff, but this article just annoyed me.

http://www.detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/ar...e?AID=/20051213/SCHOOLS/512130355/1026

"He was really into 'Jurassic Park,' " his mother recalled. The trouble was, "we kept reading over and over that 'millions and millions of years ago, dinosaurs roamed the Earth,' " Marjorie Rogers continued. "And that's where I said, 'Hmm -- wait a second.' "

In other words "Hmm, wait a second. Every major principle of chemistry and geology must be wrong because God told me so."

:roll:

Edit: Sorry about putting it in OT, I meant it for P&N.

Edit: Dammit! I can't believe I put YOID instead of YAID! Fixed.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Morons. I usually don't stereotype, but every single person that believe in Intellegent Design is a moron. And that's a fact, not a theory. :roll:

 

[Crono]

Originally posted by: Jehovah
Morons. I usually don't stereotype, but every single person that believe in Intellegent Design is a moron. And that's a fact, not a theory. :roll:

Thanks

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: Crono

Originally posted by: Jehovah
Morons. I usually don't stereotype, but every single person that believe in Intellegent Design is a moron. And that's a fact, not a theory. :roll:

Thanks

Welcome, moron. :evil:

 

[Crono]

Originally posted by: Jehovah

Originally posted by: Crono

Originally posted by: Jehovah
Morons. I usually don't stereotype, but every single person that believe in Intellegent Design is a moron. And that's a fact, not a theory. :roll:

Thanks

Welcome, moron. :evil:

I like your username, btw.

 

[ElFenix]

well, i just figured out how i'm going to get rich

now i just need a publisher

 

[MikeMike]

that is one of the worst written and unexplainitory articles i have ever read in my life

 

[DarkKnight69]

Wee see evolution every single day, I dont undertand how people can deny it!

 

[OneOfTheseDays]

Originally posted by: Jehovah

Originally posted by: Crono

Originally posted by: Jehovah
Morons. I usually don't stereotype, but every single person that believe in Intellegent Design is a moron. And that's a fact, not a theory. :roll:

Thanks

Welcome, moron. :evil:

Yea seriously, your a moron.

 

[sao123]

this must be a record outbreak for religious bashers today.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: Crono

Originally posted by: Jehovah

Originally posted by: Crono

Originally posted by: Jehovah
Morons. I usually don't stereotype, but every single person that believe in Intellegent Design is a moron. And that's a fact, not a theory. :roll:

Thanks

Welcome, moron. :evil:

I like your username, btw.

Honestly, I did it just because I like to provoke people but it's getting ridiculous. I'm thinking about getting it changed.

Of course, you must obey me since, you know, you can't prove that I'm some douche on the internet and not an all powerful supernatual being - since that's just a theory, not fact.

 

[halik]

Originally posted by: Jehovah
Morons. I usually don't stereotype, but every single person that believe in Intellegent Design is a moron. And that's a fact, not a theory. :roll:

Instead of biology, we should just have a class that praises jesus. That would stop the whole debate once and for all.

 

[PokerGuy]

Intelligent Design as a belief (faith) is just fine -- after all, there is no way to determine if there was or was not an intellligent being behind the design of the universe.

The problem is that the wackos want to make ID a part of science, which it clearly is not. Anyone who thinks ID is anything but unprovable faith or belief is indeed a moron.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: Jehovah
Honestly, I did it just because I like to provoke people but it's getting ridiculous. I'm thinking about getting it changed.

Of course, you must obey me since, you know, you can't prove that I'm some douche on the internet and not an all powerful supernatual being - since that's just a theory, not fact.

hey, at least you admit to being a troll :thumbsup:

 

[dugweb]

lol... good ol' bab-dists You gotta love em'

I miss the south

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: Jehovah
Honestly, I did it just because I like to provoke people but it's getting ridiculous. I'm thinking about getting it changed.

Of course, you must obey me since, you know, you can't prove that I'm some douche on the internet and not an all powerful supernatual being - since that's just a theory, not fact.

hey, at least you admit to being a troll :thumbsup:

Of course! I might be a douchy douchebag who acts like a douche all the time, but I'm honest about it.

 

[Crono]

Originally posted by: dainthomas
I usually don't get into this stuff, but this article just annoyed me.

http://www.detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/ar...e?AID=/20051213/SCHOOLS/512130355/1026

"He was really into 'Jurassic Park,' " his mother recalled. The trouble was, "we kept reading over and over that 'millions and millions of years ago, dinosaurs roamed the Earth,' " Marjorie Rogers continued. "And that's where I said, 'Hmm -- wait a second.' "

In other words "Hmm, wait a second. Every major principle of chemistry and geology must be wrong because God told me so."

:roll:

Edit: Sorry about putting it in OT, I meant it for P&N.

I think the "Hmm" was for the millions of years, not she disbelieves that she believes that dinosaurs didn't exist. Considering all the fossil evidence it would be a bit absurd to disbelieve that dinosaurs existed, but no so absurd to believe that they went extinct not millions of years ago, but thousands of years ago.

 

[Kwaipie]

Originally posted by: Crono

Originally posted by: dainthomas
I usually don't get into this stuff, but this article just annoyed me.

http://www.detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/ar...e?AID=/20051213/SCHOOLS/512130355/1026

"He was really into 'Jurassic Park,' " his mother recalled. The trouble was, "we kept reading over and over that 'millions and millions of years ago, dinosaurs roamed the Earth,' " Marjorie Rogers continued. "And that's where I said, 'Hmm -- wait a second.' "

In other words "Hmm, wait a second. Every major principle of chemistry and geology must be wrong because God told me so."

:roll:

Edit: Sorry about putting it in OT, I meant it for P&N.

I think the "Hmm" was for the millions of years, not she disbelieves that she believes that dinosaurs didn't exist. Considering all the fossil evidence it would be a bit absurd to disbelieve that dinosaurs existed, but no so absurd to believe that they went extinct not millions of years ago, but thousands of years ago.

Bah. The fossils were put there by the one and only creator to fool unbelievers and test his/her followers.

Amateurs. -rolleyes-

 

[Mani]

If people want to believe in something as ridiculous as Intelligent Design, more power to you. There are people who believe in witches, elves, dwarves, and goblins too. Just keep your fantasies to yourself and out of our public institutions.

 

[acemcmac]

Jehovah, I like your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

I have some ideas on how to cure this problem you have identified. So far, I have only come up with genocide....







..... the ends justify the means, right? :evil:

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
well, i just figured out how i'm going to get rich

now i just need a publisher

Please, enlighten us!

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: acemcmac
Jehovah, I like your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

I have some ideas on how to cure this problem you have identified. So far, I have only come up with genocide....







..... the ends justify the means, right? :evil:

hey look everyone, it's Hitler! Hi Hitler!! *waves*

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: acemcmac
Jehovah, I like your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

I have some ideas on how to cure this problem you have identified. So far, I have only come up with genocide....







..... the ends justify the means, right? :evil:

hey look everyone, it's Hitler! Hi Hitler!! *waves*

I think if this is done correctly, we can make Hitler look like a child in a sandbox. The only REAL problem I have with mass genocide isn't even the number of "innocents" (intelligent people mis-identified as morons) that would be killed.... it's the fact that I can't think of any objective system to decide who really is a "fvcking idiot." Since that is by its nature a subjective definition, such a genocide would never be pratical unless each individual could stand trial for their own stupidity- which would be horribly inneficient.

I dunno..... <dreams of a smarter gene pool>

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: acemcmac

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: acemcmac
Jehovah, I like your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

I have some ideas on how to cure this problem you have identified. So far, I have only come up with genocide....







..... the ends justify the means, right? :evil:

hey look everyone, it's Hitler! Hi Hitler!! *waves*

I think if this is done correctly, we can make Hitler look like a child in a sandbox. The only REAL problem I have with mass genocide isn't even the number of "innocents" (intelligent people mis-identified as morons) that would be killed.... it's the fact that I can't think of any objective system to decide who really is a "fvcking idiot." Since that is by its nature a subjective definition, such a genocide would never be pratical unless each individual could stand trial for their own stupidity- which would be horribly inneficient.

I dunno..... <dreams of a smarter gene pool>

wow.

 

[Dedpuhl]

Who cares if they don't believe in Jesus horses?