Yahweh Update

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Yahweh Update
Prophet Yahweh appeared during the first half-hour for an update. He said he has broken his confidentiality agreement with a TV station and is now demanding to have press coverage from numerous TV outlets for the next 45 days, with a camera person always available, in the event he decides to summon a UFO. He announced that he's going on a hunger strike in order to facilitate this.

Yahweh also mentioned that a benefactor (he wouldn't name as yet) has promised him a $750,000 donation towards his efforts.
 

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Lifer
Jul 2, 2001
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Hey look! It's me, still not caring about that attention whore crackpot!