YAHT: Help me get into character

[GasX]

I am going as the Man With No Name tonight and need to have a few lines in my back pocket to throw into conversation. Any suggestions?

So far I have memorized:

I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it...

I like fat men...they make more noise when they fall down: and sometimes they don't get up...

I'm faster than you'll ever live to be...

 

[Mr N8]

Don't forget to take the Horse With No Name along with you.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: MogulMonster
Don't forget to take the Horse With No Name along with you.

Swell...