Yahoo personals has some seriously ugly people on it.

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iwearnosox

Lifer
Oct 26, 2000
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On the brighter side I blew an hour of my insomnia. yay.

I love their little "about me" section, too. I'm romantic, love walks on the beach, am kind hearted, blah, blah...

I'd like to read one that tells it like it is:

"Well I scared my ex off with my insecurity, that and he was riding his secretary. Even though there's 4 men for every woman in this area I still can't land a guy!" Here's a picture of me. It's cropped because I'm too lazy to work out. I like Jerry Springer, Bon Bons and spending your money."
 
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iwearnosox

Lifer
Oct 26, 2000
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Oh, there's the ones that insist on posting a pic with other people in it so you can't figure out who is who. That's fun.
 
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MikeO

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Originally posted by: iwearnosox
Oh, there's the ones that insist on posting a pic with other people in it so you can't figure out who is who. That's fun.
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I always thought they try to imply that they actually have friends with those pics, like that somehow makes them less pathetic :)

And btw, it's always the ugliest of the bunch ;)
 
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Acanthus

Lifer
Aug 28, 2001
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Originally posted by: mto81
Originally posted by: iwearnosox
Oh, there's the ones that insist on posting a pic with other people in it so you can't figure out who is who. That's fun.
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I always thought they try to imply that they actually have friends with those pics, like that somehow makes them less pathetic :)

And btw, it's always the ugliest of the bunch ;)
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sad but true... its never the hot one.
 
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Blieb

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Originally posted by: iwearnosox
Oh, there's the ones that insist on posting a pic with other people in it so you can't figure out who is who. That's fun.
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always assume it's the ugly one. Then you can only be pleasantly surprised.
 

I was on there and the only decent girl turned out to be a sham for a porn site!

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Her response to my email:
Sorry i canceled and moved my ad i was not getting
replies from the kind of people i was looking for.I am
looking for some adult fun and a relationship.So if
you are looking for the same Just goto www.<DELETED>.com .
Search the ads by area code 800 ( i use area code 800 so i am easy to find)
i am the only women.Click contact me to send me an email.PAIN IN THE
BUTT AINT I.I LOOK AT IT LIKE THIS.IF I AM NOT WORTH A LITTLE BIT
OF EFFORT FROM YOU.THEN YOU ARE NOT WORTH ME MEETING.
PS Please include where in when a good time for us to meet is.
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Needless to say I cancelled my account after that BS and went to meet women the old fashioned way.
 
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gigapet

Lifer
Aug 9, 2001
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Originally posted by: jumpr
Originally posted by: Eli
Originally posted by: gigapet
match.com has some winners too!
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Someone here would hit it. I just know it.:p
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I would, but only if the bat was metal instead of wood. :)
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the bad part is this isnt a joke, she contacted me through that site.......I asked myself why the hell would anyone send that picture to someone. Did she not notice she doesnt even have any upper teeth?

PM for her email and screename if you do want to hit it.
 
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gigapet

Lifer
Aug 9, 2001
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Originally posted by: Nitemare
Sad thing is all the non-ugly ones are just ads for porn sites.
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yeah they really need to find away to get rid of those losers.......
 
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